Limerick

My missus' main problem would be
when her hair hangs down wet, she can't see
and then what did she do?
she used my Cat's shampoo
now we can't get her out of the tree!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Callus Avatar
August 11, 2016 at 10:41 AM
Very witty Mr Viv!! What about building a tree house! Regards // paul
Dietrich Avatar
August 8, 2016 at 4:06 PM
haha. very imaginative, Viv!
Wigley Avatar
August 9, 2016 at 12:34 AM
Thanks, Andrea, a little surreal, Viv x
Murray Avatar
August 8, 2016 at 4:43 AM
"Whatever you do....don't jump!!" they shout.
Wigley Avatar
August 9, 2016 at 12:34 AM
Too late, Jean. Good job I broke her fall. Amongst other things.... x
Vaso Avatar
August 6, 2016 at 11:51 PM
LMAO Viv this is absolutely hilarious! You have brightened my day!!!
Wigley Avatar
August 7, 2016 at 12:33 AM
Thanks Arthur, nice to cheer folk up. Regards, Viv
Carlton Avatar
August 6, 2016 at 7:55 PM
This limerick of yours Viv really cracked me up. Still can't stop chuckling... hugs Eva
Wigley Avatar
August 7, 2016 at 12:33 AM
Thanks, Eva, always happy to dish out a smile, Viv x
Allison Avatar
August 6, 2016 at 3:56 PM
Ha ha ha - lets hope she doesn't go and poop on the neighbours lawn when she eventually gets down lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Wigley Avatar
August 7, 2016 at 12:33 AM
I don't mind her doing that so much, Jan, it's just when she scratches behind her ear with her foot it makes me queasy. Viv x
Andresen Avatar
August 6, 2016 at 11:18 AM
:))) A good one, Viv ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Wigley Avatar
August 6, 2016 at 1:19 PM
Thanks, Anne Lise- she'll come down when she gets hungry. Viv x
Godwin Avatar
August 6, 2016 at 7:48 AM
You crack me up. I read this with morning coffee so you started my day with a laugh. TRULY, I never know where you are going, but I always love arriving. Still laughing ... CayCay
Wigley Avatar
August 6, 2016 at 8:15 AM
Glad I got your smiley muscles fired up early, CayCay. Viv x
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