Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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He Plays Away From Home

Mike’s mistress loves wearing short skirts
She nibbles his neck, how she flirts
On the day he's caught out
There’ll be trouble no doubt
His missus will kick him where it hurts!

9/7/18

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John Michaels November 15, 2018 at 12:03 PM Great limerick, Jan!!! Kind regards, John.

Kim Rodrigues September 14, 2018 at 9:28 PM Yes...privately and publicly! ;)

Joanna Daniel September 14, 2018 at 8:31 AM Great one, Jan:)

Jack Horne September 13, 2018 at 10:47 AM LOL, good one

Bette Bavington September 12, 2018 at 9:08 AM I am with the missus on this one. Nicely done limerick.

Lewis Raynes September 12, 2018 at 7:37 AM Lol, those short skirts nice

Tania Kitchin September 11, 2018 at 5:38 PM Ha ha, love it Jan!

Ralph Sergi September 11, 2018 at 3:19 PM Hi Jan: HA HA! A Very funny. There's nothing worst than a woman scorned, especially if they have a big foot!

Warren Doll September 11, 2018 at 9:46 AM Another fun limerick, Jan. I enjoyed it very much ~ Warren:)

Lindsay Laurie September 10, 2018 at 10:06 PM G'day Jan … do you mean she'll kick him in the big toe - or maybe between the big toes - still giggling Jan - Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger September 9, 2018 at 7:35 AM Jan, this limerick made me spit out my well-earned coffee! Happy day, Jan, this is fun!

Viv Wigley September 9, 2018 at 1:14 AM That would be his wallet, then. Viv x

Winged Warrior September 8, 2018 at 10:35 AM Ouch!, that hurt...you really know how to hurt a guy lol...perhaps a soccer ball would be better lol...enjoyed?...love & kicks...^WW^

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart September 7, 2018 at 10:24 PM Giggles ;) xomo

Tom Cunningham September 7, 2018 at 8:54 PM Haha dirty dog, serves him right. Tom.

Tim Smith September 7, 2018 at 6:43 PM Ouch...glad you had the last line on this one.lol

Andrea Dietrich September 7, 2018 at 6:19 PM but now I notice ten challenges I hope to write for. WHEN??? I don't know!!

Andrea Dietrich September 7, 2018 at 6:18 PM haha. Good one, Jan. How is your day? I am finally finishing up three days worth of reading and commenting! Soon can relax with tv!