Short Mayo Poems

Sabaq phir parh shampoo aur hamam ka
Zafar liya jay ga tujh say kaam hijam ka.....

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Kate's Steinle was shot in the back, on the senate floor she collapsed then died....

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Chalupa, Discada.
Picante, Tostada.
With Cheese.
Chiles en Nogada.
OH, Yeah, We Wana.
Cinco De Mayo Feast....

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English artist Eileen Mayo
made a name with art-litho
A perfectionist in all she did
very prolific& long lived...

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Feliz Cinco de Mayo,
Hope everything’s okay-o!
Worry not about the wall;
Trumpty Dumbty’s soon to fall....

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Cinco de mayo, 
Fourth of July-o, 
The whole enchilada will do.
Pie in the sky-o, 	
Cleveland Ohio,
Ciudad Mexico, too....

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1.29 plus tax
light it up
hour glass countdown
quadruple meltdown
she keeps her lamp burning
but it's illegal 
3000 years...

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peanut butter and mayo
don’t forget lettuce
it is my favorite sandwich
not real Mayo
Sweet Miracle Whip
do you want
one?
...

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 Pinned hearts marked the origin
of familiar narrative,
of strangers' exploration
for outside alternative....

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R-ain in torrent
I-s falling again, 
A-re you going outside? 

Topic: Birthday of Ria Mayo Rivers (March 28) 
Form: Acrostic Questionku...

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Since Mexico cast off the French
Make sure a Corona to clench
And forgo the Merlot
On Cinco de Mayo
But buy beer which can a thirst quench...

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Hungry Jimmy from Baker's Drift
Received a bread roll as a gift,
He sliced tomato and some cheese,
Added mayo just to please,
It went down so very swift....

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There once was an astronomer Galileo,
Who was never particularly fond of mayo.
It reminded him too much of sunscreen,
Of which he was not particularly keen....

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Me and my friends down from Ohio

Just paying them back for what I owe

A little salt and lime

Plus three shots at a time 

Another drunk Cinco de Mayo...

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Grilled Salmon lightly seasoned
With dill and mayo
A loaded smoked potato
Fresh sliced tomato
Cheesecake for dessert
Succulent
Sweet!
...

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Mayo the rabbit has a very strange habit,
but he isn’t a monk or a nun.
He spreads out on ham, lettuce, cheese, bacon, spam
that’s been sliced up and placed in a bun....

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V-ertical
E-xpression's
R-ighteous
N-ote
A-pplies

M-essage
A-bout
Y-our
O-ccasion

Topic: Birthday of Verna M. Mayo (December 28) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Grilled Salmon, lightly seasoned
With Dill and Mayo
A loaded, smoked potato
Fresh tomato round
Fruity cheesecake slice
Succulent
Sweet!


...

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Cinco de Mayo, five days into May
Celebrate with margheritas today
       Or break open a Fifth
       I offer as a gift
Have a fantastica day and shout "Ole'"
...

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G-reetings
L-et
O-ptimism
R-ightfully
I-mplement
A-crostic

M-essage
A-bout
Y-our
O-ccasion

Topic: Birthday of Gloria Mayo (March 28) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Juicy hamburger, on bun
Covered with onion
In basket of crispy fries.
Slice of tomato,
Slathered with mayo.
Piping hot,
Yummm!

April 27,2011

Fast Food Epulaeryu Contest...

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Noodles kept fluffy and warm
   Peas from the can shorn
Water drained from tuna's can
     Now, bachelor man
       Add all the mayo
         You can stand
              Feast!...

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Boiled eggs with the centers mashed;
To yolk-dust add salt,
Mustard, mayo, minced pickle
Fill whites with mix and
Top with olive crowns;
Spice-sprinkle…
Joy....

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Shall I comfort you
Will you come be true 
And in mome ts view
My visions hue
Colors ever true
I shall comfort you


4/26/30
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr  2020...

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Ketchup and mustard blanket the meat
     Tho' the onions and garlic don't smell very sweet

   Mayo and lettuce produce a civilized tweak      
     for the worm sandwich I feed my pet parakeet...

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