A Mayo Clinic

A much-neglected condiment is mayonnaise
    for its smooth, creamy flavor, I give it 'all A's'

  It perks up a sandwich more than ketchup and mustard
    and even on desserts, it can outduel custard
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Rodrigues Avatar
February 7, 2023 at 2:51 PM
LOL! We can get down with that clinic!
Kauffman Avatar
February 7, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Got me Gershon! Nice play on words. Had me worried you were visiting that esteemed institution as a patient! Both my daughters-in-law do not like mayo which I don't understand as I love to slather it on sandwiches, in casseroles and in chicken salad! Here's to Best Foods! Blessings of a full jar of mayo!
Wolf Avatar
February 7, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Mayo and Matzo, I always say. It's my PB&J during Passover. lol. Thanks, Sam
Eslinger Avatar
February 7, 2023 at 7:15 AM
Haha! You got me. I thought this poem concerned a place, not a taste. I love mayonaise and Ranch,so loved this poem. Great wit.
Wolf Avatar
February 7, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Oh, I was just having a little fun, Sally. Glad you did too. Peace, Gershon
Hawkins Avatar
February 6, 2023 at 9:50 PM
That is a very apt title. For a condiment so sweet It adds flavour to almost everything we eat. It is so delicious You could eat it from a spoon It makes Mums suspicious, When the whole jar has gone so soon!
Wolf Avatar
February 7, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Love your rhymes in the comment, Shirley. Thank you. :) gw
Tor Avatar
February 6, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Great place that does much good Gershon thanks for sharing my friend...
Wolf Avatar
February 7, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Mayo is on the go!
Sangster - K Avatar
February 6, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Never tried mayo on desserts but I totally agree that it's better than ketchup and mustard. Thanks for the chuckle Gershon. I do love custard tho, especially with sliced banana :-)
Wolf Avatar
February 7, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Mayo, for those in the know! Thanks, Anne E.
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