A Mayo Clinic

A much-neglected condiment is mayonnaise
    for its smooth, creamy flavor, I give it 'all A's'

  It perks up a sandwich more than ketchup and mustard
    and even on desserts, it can outduel custard

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Date: 2/7/2023 2:51:00 PM
LOL! We can get down with that clinic!
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Date: 2/7/2023 2:35:00 PM
Got me Gershon! Nice play on words. Had me worried you were visiting that esteemed institution as a patient! Both my daughters-in-law do not like mayo which I don't understand as I love to slather it on sandwiches, in casseroles and in chicken salad! Here's to Best Foods! Blessings of a full jar of mayo!
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Date: 2/7/2023 6:26:00 PM
Mayo and Matzo, I always say. It's my PB&J during Passover. lol. Thanks, Sam
Date: 2/7/2023 7:15:00 AM
Haha! You got me. I thought this poem concerned a place, not a taste. I love mayonaise and Ranch,so loved this poem. Great wit.
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Date: 2/7/2023 6:21:00 PM
Oh, I was just having a little fun, Sally. Glad you did too. Peace, Gershon
Date: 2/6/2023 9:50:00 PM
That is a very apt title. For a condiment so sweet It adds flavour to almost everything we eat. It is so delicious You could eat it from a spoon It makes Mums suspicious, When the whole jar has gone so soon!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/7/2023 6:17:00 PM
Love your rhymes in the comment, Shirley. Thank you. :) gw
Date: 2/6/2023 9:31:00 PM
Great place that does much good Gershon thanks for sharing my friend...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/7/2023 6:15:00 PM
Mayo is on the go!
Date: 2/6/2023 8:25:00 PM
Never tried mayo on desserts but I totally agree that it's better than ketchup and mustard. Thanks for the chuckle Gershon. I do love custard tho, especially with sliced banana :-)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/7/2023 6:12:00 PM
Mayo, for those in the know! Thanks, Anne E.
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