Short Lotta Poems

led zeppelin
a whole lotta love up the
stairway to heaven



posted on July 3, 2018...

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A lotta times
it ain’t good
and it ain’t bad
— it’s what it is

(Blue Front Café: August, 1969)
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Flew to stairs,
flew to stares.
Two stares flew
stares, too, flew?
to stairs flew.
flu stares, too....
stairs to flue?
Two stairs, flue!

~~~~~~~~~~~~

whadda lotta flu-flu...

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This wedding is hard-labor duty
(All the guests are acting so SNOOTY!)
A whole lotta' bunk!
Guess I'll get drunk
And pinch that thar bridesmaid's stiff booty...

For Joann's contest...

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Just figured out an amazing fact... in a lifetime
If each trip to the washroom cost us a dime
At roughly five trips a day
Living to eighty lets say
That's fourteen hundred bucks, that's a lotta wine...

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Just figured out an amazing fact... in a lifetime
If each trip to the washroom cost us a dime
At roughly five trips a day
Living to eighty lets say
That's fourteen hundred bucks, that's a lotta wine...

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Just figured out an amazing fact, in each lifetime
If each trip to the washroom cost us a dime
At roughly five trips a day
Living to eighty let's say
That's fourteen hundred bucks, that's a lotta wine...

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Meg has two old battered beer keg legs
that don't look to hold much more than dregs. 
But when Greg comes along 
she begs; "Please, please, belong 
to me.  I still gotta lotta eggs.”  


*Written at Elizabeth Wesley's request....

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I can't say the catty word, much less ******?
I can say dick, prick, hard on anything but the anatomical *****?

Isn't it weird there's a lotta guys named after *****es
and very few women (I don't know one) named after ******s?...

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the world's a pretty hard place
but it ain't as tough as you
you're a rough tough b*tch
you got a lotta hair on your cooch
 
you're always right and always loud
as if they're not the same
i'm not a lustful man
but you have your ways...

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Funny bunnies, Honey,
Costa lotta money!

So do pretty posies,
Panties, chocs and roses.

If I had a packet,
I could really hack it … 

But you can’t buy prezzies 
If you don’t have readies.

Nicer far than this is 
Hugs and kisses, Missus!...

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We're eating the earth
peck by peck 
selfish little pigeons  
never giving back
always cooing a whole lotta crap.

Approaching the core 
peck by peck,
eating every seed
in one godly tantrum
all hell breaking free
everything will be cleansed-eventually....

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Quando tutti i giorni sono fatti, 
e soltanto le nostre anime rimangono
 su questo posto e quando persino le fazioni di 
buon e lotta diabolica, ancora sarò il vostro e sarete mine. 
Ti amo ed io amili, anche quando tutto 
sembra perso e niente sarà mai ancora di destra. 
I hope you feel the same, my love....

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Online tonite
looks like 
a whole lotta' spoonin'
goin' on in the "Soup"

nosin' around the comment coral
I see love 
amongst the group

yessir'...
hot Soup!
stirred 
not shaken
marriage scent in the air
no fakin'

where it leads...
we shall see
I know some 
are dippin' crackers in the "Soup"
but Lawd' knows 
IT AIN'T ME!~...

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Sometimes
I wish I didn't have a soul
So I could skip the whole
rigamarole
of do this do that;
do that do this,
else taste the bland abyss,
b*tch.
Lotta friends'a mine worried
bout my supernatural 
sanctity;
If only they knew how little
I cared.
Last time I checked my
soul cavity,
there wasn't nothin'
there....

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lotta talkin out day
we can hear the sounds
jawbone cussin out Dumbman
Dumbman gone get him now
day gone fight
day gone fight
day gone get it on
tonight

effective strategies
getting people in trouble
desenatizing
aggressive behaviors
getting people in trouble
dats what it is
datz what it is
ya say, ya say
but dats what it is...

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D IS A POEM


                             D is a poem- a poet of the poetry soup
         When in France she learnt to dance” scoop stoop go thru the hoop"
                                Scooped honey and a lotta sugar
                               Mixed them with a creative vigour
             She stooped to make poem-candies for the Souper’s troop...

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EarthTribe justice She's the One
to give a call
for a whole lotta' fun!

Social justice She is One
if She can't do it
EcoPassion can.

Eco-Echo he's our Groom
born of not-not EcoWomb,
and He can't do without Her;
BeLoved's up and coming 
Community.

EgoEco echoing One
if They can't do it
not-not PolyCultural can.

Peace with JustUs
they Be One
so give Earth a call
for this whole lotta' fun....

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It’s my deathbed piano sonata 
Fond farewell I say to a lotta 
Note: At door there’s a fist-- 
A bouncer with the list 
Of any persona non grata  


Author's Note: This was inspired by my neighbor Lillian.  We were talking the other day about dying and the fact that certain relatives would not be welcome at the party--the ones who have been nothing but trouble in life.  Can't we at least enjoy our own demise?...

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Pretty and sweet Nicolette.
Your voice was one I could not forget.
There were unforgettable songs you sang in your day.
It is so unfortunate that you have gone away.
Neil wrote a piece that was just right for you.
Learning of your fate made me feel blue.
From the spotlights on earth, you bid adieu.
You must be in heaven above,
singing your one great hit, “Lotta Love”.

Dedicated to the late Nicolette Larson...

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More Woe To Florida

By Elton Camp

Living in Florida sure ain't grand
There's skeeters, flies and sand

Lotta old folks with leathery skin
And house prices dropped again

The tap water is yellow and foul
Gators and snakes make 'em howl

If the sea level happens to rise
Then underwater much of it lies

Now it may have a double punch
A hurricane & a Republican bunch

How much more can they take
Before they get a bad belly ache...

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Lotta Fun
and Lutz Salchow
where out in the
lobby romancing.
She wore a Cot Gamoga
type skirt. Had all the guys
even Clemp looking
we told her to scram come back
tomorrow.
Her coach will need to tell
both they made the team
See was to
Whogga: Whogga for me..
The Tuba and the bass player
are here for rehearsal.
A fabulous night
for dancing!
I heard they had an indoor rink at
there home: but it's nothing
compared to thiis place!...

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He’s got a whole lotta pencil
But he ain’t got no lead
The dude talked a perfect story
She was aroused by what he said

The magic didn’t happen
When she took him to her bed
Although she had great talent
She could not raise the dead

The elevator was broken
It did not reach the top
There was no peak performance
So in the end she had to stop

Boy oh boy he sure was pretty
It was a shame it was a flop
He promised her a fountain
But she didn’t drink a drop...

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There once was a stripper named Tipper
who used tape instead of the snipper.
Duck tape was his friend
When he did a back bend
But his pec’s still popped his side zipper.

Once while topless he pranced cross the floor
On each nipple a tassle he wore
Round they did twirl
Just like the girls
Ole Ted Tipper was never a bore.

Cross the stage he would scoot
In his red "do me" boots
long locks on his head
of real pretty red
and he'd bring in a whole LOTTA loot!...

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it’s like
	                          weird 	 aqua	       blue…


there’s stuff just flyin everywhere


	      - debris!

		    this cloud 
                                                       is comin
                                                       in! huh


wow

	         it’s just dark
                         outta nowhere…


…super
 dark. huh


		lotta leaves?
                     branches?


just !
	    comin !
		         down !...

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