Tim Ryerson Poet Limerick

Rich Relative Nuptials

This wedding is hard-labor duty
(All the guests are acting so SNOOTY!)
A whole lotta' bunk!
Guess I'll get drunk
And pinch that thar bridesmaid's stiff booty...

For Joann's contest

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Francine Roberts October 3, 2012 at 12:29 AM hahaha, congrats on your win Tim

Lee Ramage October 2, 2012 at 8:55 PM Ah, this is a great one, hope you got a nice handful. Congrats on your win. Lee

Poet Destroyer A October 2, 2012 at 2:32 PM Tim, Congratulations with your fantastic entry for Joann's "My Cousin's Wedding" cheers~ xox~ PD

Andrea Dietrich October 1, 2012 at 3:07 PM hey, this is really CUTE. Congrats on your win!

Carol Sunshine Brown October 1, 2012 at 7:31 AM What a super win for you. Congratulations Tim. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl September 30, 2012 at 11:25 AM Congratulations on your win Tim like the humour here lol , nice one xx

Elizabeth Wesley September 7, 2012 at 6:37 PM Weddings can get pretty stuffy so do your thing Tim, a bottom pinched can only add some spice to the party. Funny boy!

Wilma Neels September 4, 2012 at 5:13 AM Naughty, naughty Tim :) lol hope you are doing okay, just dropping by to say hello to you! love Wilma

Cindy Cayton September 2, 2012 at 4:36 AM hahaha~ enjoyed your poetry so much this morning.. I think everyone has those relatives.. I had my aunt in lepard skin clothes... could be worse ey? ha ~ Cindy Lu

Robert A. Dufresne August 30, 2012 at 4:19 PM haha love it Tim. I love limericks anyway but this one is so funny because it's just so casual and matter of fact. Nice job of it.

Jack Horne August 30, 2012 at 2:22 PM lol, I got a laugh imagining this, Tim. Congrats on all your wins : )

Debbie Guzzi August 30, 2012 at 12:44 PM naughty...[firm? booty] I know you would NOt do this LOL ..thanks for the chuckle! Light & Love

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders August 29, 2012 at 5:13 PM LOL...Tim, this is a great limerick! I'm sure Joann will love it. Love and Blessings, Rhonda

Doris Culverhouse August 29, 2012 at 9:19 AM funny.....hope you have a good safe hurricane....so far we are getting alot of rain off of the isaac....that is all.

Nette Onclaud August 29, 2012 at 8:22 AM tim, i got a cool dose of laughter here.. loved the bridesmaid stuff to clinch this fun-filled piece ... what a gas!...winning huggs!..:)

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl August 29, 2012 at 4:46 AM Naughty naughty but very nice Tim xx

Delysia Hendricks August 28, 2012 at 11:35 PM hahaha. You rogue, you!! I'm still laughing as I'm writing this. Nice one, Tim. Best of luck to you in Joann's contest, you naughty boy. :)