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Rich Relative Nuptials

This wedding is hard-labor duty (All the guests are acting so SNOOTY!) A whole lotta' bunk! Guess I'll get drunk And pinch that thar bridesmaid's stiff booty... For Joann's contest

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Francine Roberts

Date: 10/3/2012 12:29:00 AM

hahaha, congrats on your win Tim

Lee Ramage

Date: 10/2/2012 8:55:00 PM

Ah, this is a great one, hope you got a nice handful. Congrats on your win. Lee

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/2/2012 2:32:00 PM

Tim, Congratulations with your fantastic entry for Joann's "My Cousin's Wedding" cheers~ xox~ PD

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/1/2012 3:07:00 PM

hey, this is really CUTE. Congrats on your win!

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 10/1/2012 7:31:00 AM

What a super win for you. Congratulations Tim. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 9/30/2012 11:25:00 AM

Congratulations on your win Tim like the humour here lol , nice one xx

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 9/7/2012 6:37:00 PM

Weddings can get pretty stuffy so do your thing Tim, a bottom pinched can only add some spice to the party. Funny boy!

Wilma Neels

Date: 9/4/2012 5:13:00 AM

Naughty, naughty Tim :) lol hope you are doing okay, just dropping by to say hello to you! love Wilma

Cindy Cayton

Date: 9/2/2012 4:36:00 AM

hahaha~ enjoyed your poetry so much this morning.. I think everyone has those relatives.. I had my aunt in lepard skin clothes... could be worse ey? ha ~ Cindy Lu

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 8/30/2012 4:19:00 PM

haha love it Tim. I love limericks anyway but this one is so funny because it's just so casual and matter of fact. Nice job of it.

Jack Horne

Date: 8/30/2012 2:22:00 PM

lol, I got a laugh imagining this, Tim. Congrats on all your wins : )

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 8/30/2012 12:44:00 PM

naughty...[firm? booty] I know you would NOt do this LOL ..thanks for the chuckle! Light & Love

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 8/29/2012 5:13:00 PM

LOL...Tim, this is a great limerick! I'm sure Joann will love it. Love and Blessings, Rhonda

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 8/29/2012 9:19:00 AM

funny.....hope you have a good safe hurricane....so far we are getting alot of rain off of the isaac....that is all.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 8/29/2012 8:22:00 AM

tim, i got a cool dose of laughter here.. loved the bridesmaid stuff to clinch this fun-filled piece ... what a gas!...winning huggs!..:)

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 8/29/2012 4:46:00 AM

Naughty naughty but very nice Tim xx

Delysia Hendricks

Date: 8/28/2012 11:35:00 PM

hahaha. You rogue, you!! I'm still laughing as I'm writing this. Nice one, Tim. Best of luck to you in Joann's contest, you naughty boy. :)