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Beer Keg Legs

Meg has two old battered beer keg legs that don't look to hold much more than dregs. But when Greg comes along she begs; "Please, please, belong to me. I still gotta lotta eggs.” *Written at Elizabeth Wesley's request.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Date: 1/1/2012 10:45:00 PM
The pieces of this limerick puzzle fit together nicely. They collectively tell an amusing tale.
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Date: 12/20/2011 9:54:00 PM
coming back to this silly but funny one, to tell you thanks for your comment. I have been here a long time. I am ready to just get going on my contest and announce winners, but I need to hear from Susan and I don't know where she is today! WEll, ADIOS for the night.
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Date: 11/6/2011 4:32:00 PM
Did I suggest this John? You never even gave me a hint so I'm glad I found it. It sure is funny, hope no one thinks they're my legs you are writing about haha.
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Date: 10/25/2011 8:04:00 AM
LOL, good one!
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Date: 10/24/2011 11:22:00 AM
You have a great feel for the limerick form, John. Witty dedication to Elizabeth, another fine Souper. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 10/24/2011 5:08:00 AM
beer keg legs was past her prime, life was good another time seems, a walkin on shells of eggs, sublime... no words do come to beg... on ya cobber mate, of mine...
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Date: 10/23/2011 2:44:00 PM
Had me smiling and yes we sometimes cannot find a word to rhyme. Thanks for your comments. God Bless Phyl
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Date: 10/22/2011 9:25:00 PM
Wonderfully written,Smith.I enjoyed this this beautiful morning here in Kerala,India.Lovingly,Fabiyas
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Date: 10/22/2011 12:25:00 AM
haha, such a desperate weird thing for a female to say. I still make lots of eggs! But it sounds great in this limerick! (and yes, my mustang made me look good!)
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Date: 10/22/2011 5:39:00 PM
Yea, can't imagine any female say that, but I ran out of rhymes for 'legs.'