More Woe For Florida

More Woe To Florida By Elton Camp Living in Florida sure ain't grand There's skeeters, flies and sand Lotta old folks with leathery skin And house prices dropped again The tap water is yellow and foul Gators and snakes make 'em howl If the sea level happens to rise Then underwater much of it lies Now it may have a double punch A hurricane & a Republican bunch How much more can they take Before they get a bad belly ache