Short Looker On Poems
Short Looker On Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Looker On by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Looker On by length and keyword.
Life With T-Rump Xxix
Some say the first lady's a looker
Trumped up by funds that bank book her
Just there for effect
She is a sex object
In retrospect she's a hooker...
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Categories:
looker on, bullying, father daughter, proposal,
Form:
Limerick
Looks Are Pert Nigh Everything
An old childhood chum named Red Booker
Fell in love and was married to quite a looker
She caused men to stare
But ole Red didn't care
Because everywhere she went, he took her!...
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Categories:
looker on, fantasyred,
Form:
Limerick
Looks Are Pert Nigh Everything
An old childhood chum named Red Booker,
Fell in love and was married to quite a looker.
She caused men to stare,
But old Red didn't care,
Because everywhere she went, he took her....
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Categories:
looker on, funny, husband, imagination, love, wife, old, old,
Form:
Limerick
Feeling Hot Hot Hot
He wanted it hot with lots of spice
Not sugary sweet and tasting nice
Oh big boy you're a looker
We had sex on the cooker
I’m so pleased I took your advice
Jan Allison
17th September 2014...
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Categories:
looker on, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
He Had Mistook Her
He Had Mistook Her
He had mistook her
Appeared to be a hooker;
Not a good looker.
Now who could that
possibly be that I am
referring to? Name That
Name should be the start
of a new show.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
looker on, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Dressing Me With Their Eyes
Heard an old lady at the beach utter these words
“Men were dressing me with their eyes” how absurd
Not a real good looker
A “seen better days” ex-hooker
Line between beauty and age has become quite blurred...
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Categories:
looker on, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Bawdy Limerick
I cannot afford a street hooker
It’s two fifty bucks just to book her
I’m broke I’m not loaded
My life has imploded
I’m gutted as she was a looker
Bawdy Limerick Contest
Sponsor Tania
12/25/18...
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Categories:
looker on, conflict, lust, money,
Form:
Limerick
Trump Period of Denial
Trump Through Period of Denial
Had orange hair and close fingernails did file;
Trump was going through a period of denial;
Thinks a good looker,
He has liked a hooker;
Who would shed a yellow shower on his tile.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
looker on, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Polly Wally Doodles: Written With Jan Allison
Polly Wally waddles all day
She's running for office in LA
She wastes time doodling
Enjoys a daily noodling
But she never earns her pay
Polly Wally was once quite a looker
before politics she worked as a hooker
now she dresses with power
doesn't get paid by the hour
now she's aging no man would book her...
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Categories:
looker on, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Moon Looker At Late Night
M-oon looker at late night
I-s eager and awake;
N-ovember twelfth eventide
A-ims to ease the heartache.
D-arkness is brightened
U-nderneath the moonlight;
B-ecause of the bright rays,
L-ots of things are set aright.
I-n her sparkling eyes, calmness is in good sight;
N-o way will she be lonely, moon looker at late night....
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Categories:
looker on, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
Stone Coals
stone coals
aloned
in
diamond hole
what cave shines
all the time
phrases
caught
letters
aught
learn
me
again
word spin
hook hook hook
looker looked looking
hooked hooked hooked
time
from
me shook
tremble before me
i's says to myself
what bookshelf
lover love me
tree tree
tree
me
i
am
glass
diamond
shattering
stone coals
?...
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Categories:
looker on, art,
Form:
Lyric
Street Style
jaw dropping
street savvy
what a looker
right out of the pages
of Vogue magazine
street smart model
walks with swagger
o such flair
perfect look
flawless hair
timeless outfits
put together
like no other
what style
nonchalantly
with each stride
strutting their stuff
on the streets
of outdoor catwalks
AP: 1st place 2022
Posted on January 19, 2019...
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Categories:
looker on, beautiful, clothes, fashion, image, uplifting, youth,
Form:
Free verse
Breaking News
david looks at the guy
big
very big
Intelligent
not dumb at all
fast for his size
athletic
the young man picks up a pebble
looks ruefully at his crappy sling
The crowds going wild
jeering
catcalling
david grins
he has good teeth
he's a looker
goliath rubs his forehead
he feels a headache coming on
fortunately
david sprints away
to pray
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Categories:
looker on, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Gaaahhhrrr
At last she found the salt pot
About an hour it took her
It was tucked behind the pepper
In the cupboard by the cooker
So keep it in a sprinkler
Or even in a grinder
But if it’s near the coffee
Please heed this reminder
In case it might be found
By the unobservant looker
Please don’t keep it in a pot
That bares the label ’Sugar’
5 March 2021
Contest: Salt
Sponsor: Anthony Biaanco...
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Categories:
looker on, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The First Time I Saw Her
The first time I saw her I was hooked
She was stunning, beautiful, a looker
I knew I had to have her in my life
That she was available was the hooker.
I knew her price was well beyond rubies
But to me she was worth whatever the cost
Totally smitten by her boldness, her appeal
I bought my new Lamborghini automobile.
SEVENTH PLACE WINNER
Written June 23, 2021
for "Surprise Me" poetry contest
sponsored by Charles Messina...
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Categories:
looker on, fantasy, love, success,
Form:
Verse
Uncle Sal and His Date
Uncle Sal is usually and forever absent or late.
He always brings someone interesting as a new date.
His latest turquoise haired lady is decorated up to the max.
I think she is a hooker, said our cynical Uncle Jax.
Hooker or not, she is a looker, said Great Grandma Lee.
I like it when Sal brings in someone pretty to see.
Sal is her boy, her joy, her light her love, her youngest baby.
We know better than to say something mean about him to Grandma Lee....
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Categories:
looker on, grandmother,
Form:
Rhyme
Double Trouble
There lived a man and his wife
Who buzzed like bees in a hive
The tension between them was rife
They stung each other with knives
They somehow survived these fights
It got worse when they turned on the lights
She was never a good looker
But was keen on her lips to have a pucker
After botox and filler she resembled a gorilla
His reaction he mouthed to her was mean
Shouting and yelling he let off steam
And exploded like a pressure cooker!
10.9.2021...
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Categories:
looker on, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Dudes Ah Joker Man
LISTEN MAN
DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE SONG'S
REALLY ABOUT
BREAK MY HEART
FROM THE START
IT HAPPENED WHEN
YOU OPENED
YOUR MOUTH
DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME
I DON'T THINK YOU CARE
THE JOKES IN BELEIVING
YOUR HEART BREAKS
WHEN YOU'VE HEARD
THOSE NASTY THINGS YOU SAY MAN.
THOSE LITTLE INSULTS THAT MAKE
PEOPLE LAUGH.
I GOT ONE FOR YOU.
MY FOOT IN THE SEAT
OF YOUR PANTS.
BOOT COO LAY SHE DO
AH COUPER
SUPER DOPER LOOKER
SUM THANG LIKE AH PEPE!...
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Categories:
looker on, analogy, anti bullying, appreciation, endurance, feelings, film,
Form:
Burlesque
Who Is Your Neighbor- For Contest
I espied him in his designer suit
Such a looker, he’s REALLY cute
This morning he waved and shot me a grin
Oh how I would love a date with him
Think I’ve managed to catch his eye
Got my heart set on a handsome guy
I knocked on his door …he was wearing a dress
I just stood there gawking I must confess!
Just who is my neighbour - I’m not so sure
But any dream of romance was premature!
Contest Who is my Neighbour
Sponsor Mystic Rose
09~03~15...
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Categories:
looker on, clothes, humorous, , cute,
Form:
Couplet
I'Ve Discovered How 'Polly Ticks' Written With Lin Lane
Polly Wally waddles all day
She's running for office in LA
She wastes time doodling
Enjoys a daily noodling
But she never earns her pay
Polly Wally was once quite a looker
Before politics she worked as a hooker
Now she dresses with power
Doesn't get paid by the hour
Now she's aging no man would book her!
Collaboration with Lin Lane - Lin has chosen a different title for her poem
Which she has called Polly Wally Doodles
08-16-17...
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Categories:
looker on, humorous, political,
Form:
Limerick
Mermaids
There are told ancient tales of mystery
of young maidens who swim the sea
with golden tails and long flowing hair
draped in seashells and complexion fair
mystical words sung through pretty song
and of how they do their hair all day long
with combs of coral and a looking glass
their enchanting elegance and royal class.
It is said that to glance upon their face
the looker will yearn for their embrace
and as the besotted mind they effect
they’ll find themselves shipwrecked!....
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Categories:
looker on, myth,
Form:
Rhyme