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Bawdy Limerick

I cannot afford a street hooker It’s two fifty bucks just to book her I’m broke I’m not loaded My life has imploded I’m gutted as she was a looker Bawdy Limerick Contest Sponsor Tania 12/25/18

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Francesca Pappadogiannis

Date: 1/2/2019 8:28:00 AM

Oh, how I loved this one, Jan.... So much laughter. Congratulations on your win xxx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/1/2019 10:59:00 PM

I am happy to see you win First Place with this funny clever limerick Jan! Congratulations! Happy New Year! xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2019 3:52:00 AM

Thanks Connie, I wonder if it would have placed higher in Carolyn's contest which it was originally written for, I got 3rd with my second choice:-) hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour

Date: 1/1/2019 3:57:00 AM

Many congrats Jan on a great win. Your limericks never fail to put a smile on my face, thanks! Kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2019 3:51:00 AM

Thanks Ann, not everyone appreciates my humour but I know I do make some folk smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/31/2018 10:01:00 PM

Congrats on your first place win, Jan! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 1/1/2019 2:29:00 AM

Thanks Carolyn, I wonder how you would have rated it as it was written for your contest but I thought it may be too bawdy. I'll drop by and read all your contest winners later -) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/31/2018 8:14:00 PM

Hi Jan, I read this funny limerick and I thought I had already commented. Congratulations on a well deserved 1st place win:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 1/1/2019 2:29:00 AM

thanks Alexis I find I've read and commented on a poem and the comment disappears, thanks for dropping back!:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 12/31/2018 6:25:00 PM

Congrats on your win Jan and well done

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2018 7:31:00 PM

Thanks Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/31/2018 5:23:00 PM

Way to go, Jan!! Big congrats on a top spot!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2018 5:37:00 PM

Nice to end the year on a limerick win Andrea I have so many n/a's lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/31/2018 5:09:00 PM

Jan, O Queen of the Limerick, hats off to you for yet another top winning limerick! Best wishes, Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2018 5:36:00 PM

thanks so much Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/31/2018 4:34:00 PM

Another great bawdy limerick from you Jan, congratulations on your placement!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/31/2018 4:39:00 PM

oh thanks so much Tania I originally wrote it as my first thought for Carolyn's contest but thought it may be a little too bawdy I am delighted with my first place in your contest! Happy New Year to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/28/2018 7:52:00 PM

G'day Jan … is that how much they charge! Shesh; I'm thinking of joining the Priesthood - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/29/2018 2:41:00 AM

ha ha ha I have no idea on the cost Lindsay I was hoping someone would enlighten me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/27/2018 4:43:00 PM

This must be Stan writing:) Hilarious! ...and he's not goin' to *oo *'er! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2018 4:53:00 PM

lol Paul , I especially love the *oo* her comment lol:-) I am sure you are the one person who can vouch that I am so different in 'real life' than with the cheeky poems persona. all I want to do is try and make folk smile :-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/26/2018 4:51:00 PM

good one, Jan!!! You got those limericks done in a jiffy. I need to hurry and work on mine!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2018 4:49:00 PM

I can write one in less than 2 minutes, I often wake with a complete poem in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/26/2018 3:38:00 PM

You already know I love this one, so I'll just send winning wishes to you! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2018 4:48:00 PM

Thanks Carolyn, your tax finance contest inspired me lol this was my initial idea but I thought it may be too bawdy for you. I'm so glad I can use it in this contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 12/26/2018 9:03:00 AM

Jan, a great bawdy one for the contest, a sure winner ~

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2018 4:47:00 PM

Thanks Constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/26/2018 12:55:00 PM

Great!

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/25/2018 6:03:00 PM

ha! you've nailed this one, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2018 6:56:00 PM

It certainly is a cheeky little number lol, i originally wrote it for Carolyn's 'finance' contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/25/2018 5:32:00 PM

Perfect for the contest Jan. I loved it! : ) xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2018 5:35:00 PM

I wrote it for Carolyn's contest as a first thought then thought it was probably a little too bawdy for her contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/25/2018 1:34:00 PM

$250? I remember when a quickie only cost the equivalent of $3 for a real beauty in Paris! Those were the days! Mele Kalikimaka! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2018 1:41:00 PM

ha ha ha love that comment :-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 12/25/2018 9:45:00 AM

Good one, Jan, best of luck in the contest. John

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2018 10:00:00 AM

Thanks John it was my first thought with another limerick for Carolyn's contest but I thought it was maybe too bawdy but its perfect for the new contest (I hope lol) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 12/25/2018 8:06:00 AM

Heh heh, awesome ;) xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2018 8:08:00 AM

cheers Mo I didn't put it with another limerick for Carolyn's contest but was posting it today anyway for fun then saw the bawdy limerick contest lol:-) hugs Jan

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/25/2018 6:37:00 AM

Oh, this is bawdy! Good and bawdy, Jan. Good luck in the contest. I cannot imagine anything more bawdy-though.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/25/2018 7:00:00 AM

I actually wrote it inspired by Carolyn's finance contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx