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I'Ve Discovered How 'Polly Ticks' Written With Lin Lane

Polly Wally waddles all day 
She's running for office in LA 
She wastes time doodling 
Enjoys a daily noodling 
But she never earns her pay 

Polly Wally was once quite a looker 
Before politics she worked as a hooker 
Now she dresses with power 
Doesn't get paid by the hour 
Now she's aging no man would book her!

Collaboration with Lin Lane - Lin has chosen a different title for her poem
Which she has called Polly Wally Doodles

08-16-17

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Pat Adams Date: 8/20/2017 9:23:00 AM Well, I missed this one somehow, so many poems, so little time! LOL You ladies are next to my own heart. Can't go wrong with plays on words!!! Thank you both for writing this! rpat Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/20/2017 12:05:00 PM We are working on part 2 pat lol:-) we both wanted different titles but the both work in the context of the poem:-) hugs jan xx

John Michaels Date: 8/18/2017 11:11:00 AM Scathingly close to the knuckle, as usual, Jan (and Lin) - but very funny!! Best of luck in the contest. Regards, John. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2017 11:14:00 AM It's not for the contest John just a fun write and part 2 will follow one day :-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel Date: 8/17/2017 7:01:00 AM Ha ha, this one is awesome, Lin and Jan:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/17/2017 7:23:00 AM Thanks so much Jo we are working on Part 2 and now we have names for the LLamas we are working on more poems for that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile Date: 8/16/2017 1:26:00 PM This is hysterical, loved it, Good luck! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2017 3:04:00 PM Glad you enjoyed it Mike, Lin and I had fun writing it - it's simply for fun not for any contest:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 8/16/2017 1:01:00 PM You got a cracker here :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2017 3:03:00 PM Cheers Maureen we had fun writing it:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 8/16/2017 12:22:00 PM The bird's still chirping...good luck in the Collaboration Contest Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2017 12:39:00 PM Lol its not for any contest and I can' t enter my own contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey Date: 8/16/2017 8:17:00 AM This is so awesome, you women have tickled my funny bone and made me laugh! I surely enjoyed reading this comical poem this morning! I will be thinking about this all day, poor Polly! What a poem!! Great Work!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2017 12:16:00 PM Thanks Russell:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 8/16/2017 8:10:00 AM Thanks for all the fun and laughter you bring me, Jan. It's always great to write with you. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2017 12:16:00 PM It was great fun and can't wait to do it ag:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 8/16/2017 8:04:00 AM Excellent! GL in contest! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/16/2017 8:05:00 AM It's not for the contest Kim just a fun write with Lin:-) hugs jan xx