Short Looker Poems

Some say the first lady's a looker
Trumped up by funds that bank book her
Just there for effect
She is a sex object
In retrospect she's a hooker...

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An old childhood chum named Red Booker
Fell in love and was married to quite a looker
She caused men to stare
But ole Red didn't care
Because everywhere she went, he took her!...

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An old childhood chum named Red Booker,
Fell in love and was married to quite a looker.
She caused men to stare,
But old Red didn't care,
Because everywhere she went, he took her....

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He wanted it hot with lots of spice 
Not sugary sweet and tasting nice 
Oh big boy you're a looker  
We had sex on the cooker
I’m so pleased I took your advice

Jan Allison
17th September 2014...

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ODE TO A TOAD
Never once; were you a looker, But; passions raised on your lips puckered
Indiana Shaw...

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He Had Mistook Her

He had mistook her
Appeared to be a hooker;
Not a good looker.

Now who could that
possibly be that I am 
referring to? Name That
Name should be the start
of a new show.

Jim Horn...

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Heard an old lady at the beach utter these words
“Men were dressing me with their eyes” how absurd
Not a real good looker
A “seen better days” ex-hooker
Line between beauty and age has become quite blurred...

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I cannot afford a street hooker
It’s two fifty bucks just to book her
I’m broke I’m not loaded
My life has imploded
I’m gutted as she was a looker

Bawdy Limerick Contest
Sponsor Tania

12/25/18...

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Trump Through Period of Denial

Had orange hair and close fingernails did file;
Trump was going through a period of denial;
Thinks a good looker,
He has liked a hooker;
Who would shed a yellow shower on his tile.

Jim Horn...

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Polly Wally waddles all day 
She's running for office in LA 
She wastes time doodling 
Enjoys a daily noodling 
But she never earns her pay 

Polly Wally was once quite a looker 
before politics she worked as a hooker 
now she dresses with power 
doesn't get paid by the hour 
now she's aging no man would book her...

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M-oon looker at late night 
I-s eager and awake; 
N-ovember twelfth eventide 
A-ims to ease the heartache. 

D-arkness is brightened 
U-nderneath the moonlight; 
B-ecause of the bright rays, 
L-ots of things are set aright. 
I-n her sparkling eyes, calmness is in good sight; 
N-o way will she be lonely, moon looker at late night....

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stone coals
aloned
in
diamond hole
what cave shines
all the time
phrases
caught
letters
aught
learn
me
again
word spin
hook hook hook
looker looked looking
hooked hooked hooked
time
from
me shook
tremble before me
i's says to myself
what bookshelf
lover love me
tree tree
tree
me
i
am
glass
diamond
shattering
stone coals
?...

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david looks at the guy

big
very big

Intelligent
not dumb at all
fast for his size
athletic

the young man picks up a pebble
looks ruefully at his crappy sling

The crowds going wild
jeering
catcalling

david grins
he has good teeth
he's a looker

goliath rubs his forehead
he feels a headache coming on

fortunately

david sprints away
to pray

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jaw dropping
street savvy
what a looker
right out of the pages
of Vogue magazine
street smart model
walks with swagger
o such flair
perfect look
flawless hair
timeless outfits
put together  
like no other
what style
nonchalantly
with each stride
strutting their stuff
on the streets
of outdoor catwalks



AP: 1st place 2022

Posted on January 19, 2019...

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At last she found the salt pot
About an hour it took her
It was tucked behind the pepper 
In the cupboard by the cooker
So keep it in a sprinkler 
Or even in a grinder
But if it’s near the coffee
Please heed this reminder
In case it might be found 
By the unobservant looker
Please don’t keep it in a pot
That bares the label ’Sugar’



5 March 2021
Contest: Salt
Sponsor: Anthony Biaanco...

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The first time I saw her I was hooked
She was stunning, beautiful, a looker
I knew I had to have her in my life
That she was available was the hooker.

I knew her price was well beyond rubies
But to me she was worth whatever the cost
Totally smitten by her boldness, her appeal
I bought my new Lamborghini automobile.

SEVENTH PLACE WINNER
Written June 23, 2021
for "Surprise Me" poetry contest
sponsored by Charles Messina...

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Uncle Sal is usually and forever absent or late.
He always brings someone interesting as a new date.
His latest turquoise haired lady is decorated up to the max.
I think she is a hooker, said our cynical Uncle Jax.

Hooker or not, she is a looker, said Great Grandma Lee.
I like it when Sal brings in someone pretty to see.
Sal is her boy, her joy, her light her love, her youngest baby.
We know better than to say something mean about him to Grandma Lee....

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There lived a man and his wife 
Who buzzed like bees in a hive
The tension between them was rife
They stung each other with knives
They somehow survived these fights
It got worse when they turned on the lights
She was never a good looker
But was keen on her lips to have a pucker
After botox and filler she resembled a gorilla
His reaction he mouthed to her was mean
Shouting and yelling he let off steam
And exploded like a pressure cooker!

10.9.2021...

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LISTEN MAN
DON'T YOU
 UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE SONG'S 
REALLY ABOUT
BREAK MY HEART
FROM THE START
IT HAPPENED WHEN
 YOU OPENED
 YOUR MOUTH

DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME
I DON'T THINK YOU CARE
THE JOKES IN BELEIVING
YOUR HEART BREAKS
WHEN YOU'VE HEARD
THOSE NASTY THINGS YOU SAY MAN.
THOSE LITTLE INSULTS THAT MAKE
PEOPLE LAUGH.
I GOT ONE FOR YOU.
MY FOOT IN THE SEAT 
OF YOUR PANTS.

BOOT COO LAY SHE DO
AH COUPER
SUPER DOPER LOOKER
SUM THANG LIKE AH PEPE!...

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I espied him in his designer suit
Such a looker, he’s REALLY cute

This morning he waved and shot me a grin
Oh how I would love a date with him

Think I’ve managed to catch his eye
Got my heart set on a handsome guy

I knocked on his door  …he was wearing a dress
I just stood there gawking I must confess!

Just who is my neighbour - I’m not so sure
But any dream of romance was premature!

Contest Who is my Neighbour
Sponsor Mystic Rose
09~03~15...

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Polly Wally waddles all day 
She's running for office in LA 
She wastes time doodling 
Enjoys a daily noodling 
But she never earns her pay 

Polly Wally was once quite a looker 
Before politics she worked as a hooker 
Now she dresses with power 
Doesn't get paid by the hour 
Now she's aging no man would book her!

Collaboration with Lin Lane - Lin has chosen a different title for her poem
Which she has called Polly Wally Doodles

08-16-17...

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There are told ancient tales of mystery 
of young maidens who swim the sea
with golden tails and long flowing hair
draped in seashells and complexion fair
mystical words sung through pretty song
and of how they do their hair all day long
with combs of coral and a looking glass
their enchanting elegance and royal class.
It is said that to glance upon their face
the looker will yearn for their embrace
and as the besotted mind they effect
they’ll find themselves shipwrecked!....

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