Short Joked Poems
Short Joked Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Joked by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Joked by length and keyword.
We laughed,
smiled,
joked...
What happened to that?
I regret ever
leaving you...
I want,
I need
you.
But I know...its way too late
now.
Categories:
joked, love
Form:
Free verse
The shock of the news left him numb.
He asked, "How did my friend succumb?"
The coroner joked,
"Your friend Artie choked,
He's the victim of his chewing gum."
Categories:
joked, death of a friend, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Do you all know Theodore Thimple
On his nose he had a big pimple
We all joked and teased it
So he poked and squeezed it
Most efforts are never that simple
Categories:
joked, life,
Form:
Limerick
Pedaling Meddling Home
Was perturbed when we found Trump pedaling;
Many illegal things which in had been meddling,
He horribly joked;
We were pervoked;
When combined all of this became unsettling.
Jim Horn
Categories:
joked, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Toady sang a silly song
Sang it underneath the oak
A song to kill, old Toady joked
Silly as the day was long
Song was over, Toady croaked
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Another Emmett: an abbab quintain using the 5 words from the first line
Categories:
joked, silly, song,
Form:
Other
Hindsight-a Pleiades
He pitched his tent here first
High atop soup mountain
Hidden from his sad past
Heaven he said, he said
His voice echoing through
Honey I am so free
He joked, as she laughed near
connie pachecho
2/17/17
Categories:
joked, break up, sad love,
Form:
Pleiades
Nicolaus Copernicus claimed the earth orbits the sun
Other fourth graders joked about it and made lots of fun.
His parents were embarrassed by their weird decisive child.
His theories changed understanding of the universe. Isn’t that wild?
Categories:
joked, history,
Form:
Rhyme
“Your undies I see,” joked Wong Ling
as his girlfriend swang high on a swing.
Suzie laughed and she laughed,
saying, “You are so daft,
‘cause down there I’m not wearing a thing!”
Dec. 30, 2018 for the 'Bawdy Limerick ' Poetry Contest of Tania Kitchin
Categories:
joked, funny,
Form:
Limerick
YESTERDAY
I FELL.
NOT A BAD FALL-
SCRAPES AND A
SKINNED KNEE
AN INCONVENIENCE
REALLY.
BUT...
LAST WEEK
I SUDDENLY
TRIPPED
ON FLAT PAVEMENT
AND SO, I JOKED
ONLY ME!
TODAY
I THINK
MAYBE THE LUPUS
OH NO!
NOT THE LUPUS
BUT, THEN I THINK
LUPUS.
Categories:
joked, health
Form:
I do not know?
I so loved Mister Pigo the pig
It was not at all infra dig
A Man and a beast
On a great love feast
joked jigged and rode in a gig
Categories:
joked, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Gremlin, imp, leprechaun and puck
Tried to push their Celtic luck
Dwarf, gnome and faerie came along
They all joined in on a joyful March song
St. Patty’s day is only a week away
They laughed and joked and skipped away
If you see the tree leaves moving in the breeze
Tell them hello for me, if you please
Categories:
joked, march,
Form:
Rhyme
Life is beautiful,
Tell me what beauty is?
Her sultry eyes on me and I dream
Hands…her hands…
Just a touch not much
Warmth….did she smile again?
I joked, she laughed
“I’ll see you around”
This void…I can’t avoid
Replacing all the days with her name,
Nothing better I can think of,
Till I see that face again
Categories:
joked, feelings, love,
Form:
Free verse
Handsome Hardy Hal haphazardly hung horrid hearts on healthy hedge
Impossible? Impractical? Improbable? Too near the ledge?
Justifiably joyful, joked Jerry’s jolly jubilant jonquils, gyrating
Kansas kittens carried kaleidoscopic kits that clung to the ledge
Legitimizing lovely lively lilies laying in lovable lulls near the hedge
Categories:
joked, word play,
Form:
ABC
we met, we talked,we
joked and
we laughed.
Your smile,your face,your
laughter and your
beauty i
loved.
You were cute,funny
and soft at heart.
Your being,your scent
and your
warmth, i liked.
You were
precious,treasu red and
loved.
Today,it is worse,
your presence,heart and
company,i miss.
I miss you. I miss you. —
Categories:
joked, cute love
Form:
ABC
That feeling I always wanted to feel.. I felt it with YOU
Love like you see in the movies... I had that.. with YOU
Love that we joked was just too good to be true..
yep I know I had that.. with YOU!
Fun, spontaneous, passionate, understanding,
sweet & ohh so sexy love...
I hope that I can have that again... with someone other than YOU.
Categories:
joked, appreciation, betrayal, break up, care, happiness, i
Form:
I do not know?
Why do I never
Want to cry?
How do I never
Not get by?
Why have I not
Cracked a smile,
Or laughed or joked
In such a while?
Why'm I so cold
So hidden away?
Why do I want it
To stay that way?
World don't judge me,
Don't judge me.
My life's not the way,
I meant it to be.
~Written in 2003 (Tuesday, 4th, March) when I was fourteen.~
Categories:
joked, angst, confusion, depression, introspection, life
Form:
I do not know?
Here’s to the boys I once knew
When we stood together and saw it through
Where I laughed and joked with each one
As we gathered together when it was done
And they live in my thoughts how they once were
Young and alive and quite a stir
For I didn’t know then the times were the best
And to remember it all was so good to attest.
© Paul Warren Poetry
Categories:
joked, life, remember,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
What if the sun never shined,
or if the moon never showed?
What if poems did not rhyme?
What if time slowed?
What if birds never sang harmonies?
What if it never rained?
What if there were no melodies?
What if all colors drained?
What if no one spoke?
Or loved?
Or if no one ever joked,
or hugged?
What if? What if?
What if no one asked this question,
ever again?
Categories:
joked, fear,
Form:
I do not know?
The air was warm, the sky all grey
We laughed and joked, found lots to say.
With lightning stones held in each hand
We walked barefooted on the sand.
The rain came down, yet with a grin
We hugged and kissed, drenched to the skin.
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Contest: Bite Size Poem 6
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
Placed 1st
Posted: 11th June 2021
Categories:
joked, fun, happy, rain,
Form:
Rhyme
My brother and I,
while choosing a name for my nephew,
tried hard to think of something unique—
something with variety and charm.
“Tractor” was the first choice,
then came “Tumbler,”
and we fell breathless with laughter,
comparing impossible things—
his eyes to stretching bubblegum.
We joked about how his name
might sound when he grew older.
Laughs and tears rolled down our cheeks.
Categories:
joked, birth, brother, child, fun, memory,
Form:
Free verse
To cook a baked potato
You need lots and lots of time –
Enough to write a longer poem
Than this, and all in rhyme.
Mitch Hedberg,* in his deadpan way,
Joked with exaggeration –
Toss a spud into the oven and
Just go off on vacation.
He may be right – I baked one,
Eighty minutes by the clock,
But my husband took a bite and it
Was harder than a rock!
*one of my favorite comedians
Categories:
joked, food,
Form:
Rhyme
He met an actor at the theatre bar;
‘Hey Dame,’ he joked, ‘you ugly hag.’
‘I’m Cinderella,’ snapped the panto star.
‘I’m not a bloomin’ bloke in drag.’
(I think pantomime is mostly British entertainment: women are characters such as Cinderella or Snow White and men dress as hideous ‘dames’. Every panto has the characters shouting out the words used in the title of this piece…)
For Natalie’s Burlesque Twist
Categories:
joked, confusion,
Form:
Burlesque
lean back bend bones joints
snapped & smoked- i can
see the words i spoke in
vibr
ating letters gyrating plaid
sweaters tangled by the neck,
i wasn't looking fast, so quick
-wreck, bleeding bricks- joked
the nervous tick, afraid of the
bed he made. don't
miss the cause, burning bras,
passing laws- don't
fight the mender, seamstress of
sight, dirty defender- inhale,
hold, don't
let it go-
so easy.
Categories:
joked, allegory, introspection, life, nature
Form:
Free verse
We had our last hurrah
that evening on the pier.
Some friends of mine brought beer
while some brought wine.
The vista was divine.
The sun began to sink
as shades of rosy pink
streaked teal blue sky.
We joked while getting high.
Back then, we never knew
our friendships, like that view,
would fade away. . .
Written 7/10/14 by Andrea Dietrich
For the ON THE PIER Poetry Contest of nette oncluad
Categories:
joked, friendship, nostalgia,
Form:
Verse
Never once, did she complain
She was always happy
Joked around and had fun
Very rarely was she crabby
Sat in her wheelchair
Day after day
Found out she had cancer
Wondered how much longer she'd stay
She fought everyday
Until she passed away
Now she's in a better place
For angel took her to heaven to stay
She will be missed
By family and friends, too
Now no longer in pain
Because it's finally through.
7/28/14
Categories:
joked, cancer,
Form:
Rhyme