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Artichoke

The shock of the news left him numb.
He asked, "How did my friend succumb?"
The coroner joked,
"Your friend Artie choked,
He's the victim of his chewing gum."

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 8/17/2017 11:16:00 AM
Poor Artie, oh the evils of chewing gum. Well the nuns always warned us. I am lol because it is funny but also it took me back to a time in my questionable youth when chewing was a pretty big deal.
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Date: 8/23/2017 9:15:00 AM
Perhaps you were a champion gum-popper? Able to make those annoying snap, crackle, pops which perforated the nerves of teachers and other adults? And nuns! "Rulered knuckles" and such. I can't imagine the penalty for gum-popping!
Date: 7/21/2017 5:10:00 PM
LOL John John... you are my hero!!! You are outlimericking me!!! CHEERS MY GOOD BUDDY!!!
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Date: 7/26/2017 4:54:00 PM
Aww! Not nice, you talking like that!!! We are Co-Lim Masters!!! CHEERS BACK TO YOU JJ!!!
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Date: 7/22/2017 8:01:00 AM
What chu doing down here in the slums? ;-) I'm honored by your visit pardner!
Date: 7/18/2017 3:46:00 PM
Lol! Poor Artie. This is a funny limerick. I laughed out loud:-) Alexis
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Date: 7/19/2017 8:32:00 AM
Thanks Alexis! Glad you got a LOL — they're really good for ya;-)
Date: 7/14/2017 12:13:00 PM
"Juicy fruit?"
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Date: 7/16/2017 9:49:00 AM
:-) Almost choked on my Hubba Bubba!
Date: 7/13/2017 4:59:00 PM
ha! very funny one, john! i like...
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Date: 7/16/2017 9:47:00 AM
Thanks ib! It gives me great pleasure to think I might contribute to your beautiful smile.
Date: 7/13/2017 11:23:00 AM
It was probably suicide, have you seen Artie's new bride, a face like a bass, one eye made of glass, and her nose is as long as a slide
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Date: 7/16/2017 9:37:00 AM
GOTD!!! might have been murder... Naw. I'm still laughing at you lim-reply, Daniel!!!! ThANKS a heap! Makes me wonder how Artie got "hooked up" with her in the first place?
Date: 7/13/2017 9:50:00 AM
I'm thinking that would be a horrible way to die, as I spit out my gum. Funny one, John.
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Date: 7/16/2017 9:35:00 AM
Ptooie! and thanks for visiting the silly pages;-) ~ john
Date: 7/13/2017 9:32:00 AM
lol...poor Artie
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Date: 7/16/2017 9:25:00 AM
;-)