Short Jerky Poems
Short Jerky Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Jerky by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Jerky by length and keyword.
Burn's Beef Jerky Beer
Maybe more
Is it over
7 times pay back
sad story
( no **** )
life's a ****`~ sometime's
right...
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Categories:
jerky, addiction,
Form:
Free verse
Shirkey Berkey Eats Jerky Turkey
murky perky
Shirkey Berkey
eats...
jerky turkey
7/2/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018...
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Categories:
jerky, adventure, allusion, character,
Form:
Footle
Herky-Jerky
First the cornbread now the turkey
his movements seemed herky-jerky
stuff a bird
think absurd
sounds to me a bit quirky...
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Categories:
jerky, cute, food, funny, giggle, humor, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Words of Summer
Justified
Unpredictable
New
Experience
Jerky
Underrated
Lazy
Yellowtails
Amazing
Unique
Great
Unbridled
Sanguine
Turning...
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Categories:
jerky, august, july, june, summer,
Form:
Acrostic
Beef Jerky
Beef Jerky
Haiku
Written: by Tom Wright
1/17/2019
Thin cut strips of beef
Soy marinate overnight
Slow heat makes jerky
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Categories:
jerky, animal,
Form:
Haiku
Gerkey's Jerky
There's a teacher named Gerkey.
He sells lots of jerky.
If you won't pay,
he'll send you away,
and you won't get jerky form Gerkey.
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Categories:
jerky, business, food, funny, people, school, song-
Form:
Rhyme
Beef with a Jerky
Just because you can
Doesn’t mean you should
I told the little engine that could
Don’t be a jerk
Just because they are
Be an example be a star...
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Categories:
jerky, anti bullying, appreciation, art, courage, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Season of the Ant
Mission, purpose, focus, Direction
determined, persistent
herky-jerky, near-frantic
driven underground
Buried by season's first Snow...
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Categories:
jerky, insect, seasons, snow,
Form:
Free verse
Old Man From Albuquerque
There was an old man from Albuquerque
When he walked his knees were very jerky
Walking his miles
He gave with smiles
Others thought old man was really perky....
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Categories:
jerky, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Jack and Jill Find a Thrill
When Jill fell down on Jack's weenie
She remarked that it was so teeny
Jack thought she meant "perky"
Not dried-up old jerky
But Jack had this magic beanie .......
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Categories:
jerky, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Kinky Quirky
Yes Andrea
kinky quirky words that worky,
thinkum you have the plot,
blinkum stinkim erky jerky,
aint poetic is it not.
and you are confused :) am I?
xo,
Don...
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Categories:
jerky, adventure
Form:
Rhyme
Mrs Weidonhoeft
lolololol l oo lo l ol o l o lo l ol o l ol o l ol o l o l uhi my name is jeff and i like applesauce and beef jerky and baseball and alexssaa and cutting myself with rusty spoons...
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Categories:
jerky, allegory, angel, bible, black african american,
Form:
Alexandrine
Not From Turkey
The turkey does not come from Turkey.
We humans are totally quirky.
Why call it a Turkey?
The reasons are murky.
Such naming is strikingly jerky....
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Categories:
jerky, bird, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Route 66ish No 1
Route 66ish No 1
Shane, who was from Albuquerque'
Had habits that some thought quite quirky,
He ate pancakes with prunes,
Whilst singing rude tunes,
And smoking a strip of beef jerky!!...
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Categories:
jerky, america, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Last Rites
My wife always hated holiday feasts
It seemed every year her hatred increased
This year she stuffed the turkey
With hard sticks of beef jerky
And smiled when my relatives called the priest...
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Categories:
jerky, family, food, holiday, wife,
Form:
Limerick
Donald Trump
President Donald Trump
nabbed his title landing a long jump.
Now, we daily leap his every jerky tweet
that even pigeons want downed by skeet.
... CayCay
August 2, 2018...
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Categories:
jerky, humorous, leadership,
Form:
Clerihew
Alone and Bored
Alone, bordeom creates devious, elemental fantasies. Giants' hands, jerky knives, leave moanig nmphys-opposing paladins quests rsign-stricen, tormented, useless; vicious warlocs, xenopus's ... *yawn*...ZZzzzz...
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Categories:
jerky, adventure,
Form:
ABC
Never a Turkey
What was the first Thanksgiving really about
There was never a turkey, just squash, geese and trout
Did the natives bring jerky
Well, the history's murky
But as the nation took off, the natives lost out
11/19/22...
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Categories:
jerky, humor, thanksgiving,
Form:
Limerick
Hapless Tom Turkey
Thanksgiving Day loomed for old Tom Turkey
Averting the feared axe seemed quite murky
So he made this soulful plea
I would much prefer that ye
Enjoyed a feast of spam or beef jerky...
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Categories:
jerky, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form:
Limerick
Tom Turkey's Plight
Thanksgiving Day loomed for old Tom Turkey
Avoiding the dreaded ax seemed murky
So he made this doleful plea
I'd be much obliged if ye
Enjoyed a feast of ham or beef jerky...
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Categories:
jerky, humorous, thanksgiving day,
Form:
Limerick
No Bordeaux
There once was a young man from Turkey
Whose food tastes were known to be quirky
On braised lamb with Bordeaux
He had quickly said no
And asked if they had some Beef Jerky
Contest Poet Destroyer A October 8, 2015...
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Categories:
jerky, america, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Tenderfoot
Sun Furnace desiccating.
Man and Beast moving,
In crazed circles of Corral Mirages
Seeking shade.
Moisture-less Sky and Land.
Buzzards, certain of,
Meat Jerky repasts.
Timing air currents,
Until the Western Buffet
Is finally stocked....
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Categories:
jerky, death, western,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
David Davy Crockett
Frontiersman David (Davy) Crockett,
Often lived on dried fish and jerky kept in his pocket,
Wore caps made from the skin of varmints various,
The odour, ..no doubt, ... was nefarious.
for Clerihew contest sponsored by Catie Lindsey...
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Categories:
jerky, funny
Form:
Clerihew
Five Food Footles
Dried Poultry
Turkey
Jerky
Moldy Hostess Treat
Stinky
Twinkie
Ritz Lover
Cracker
Snacker
When Fruits Dance
Mango
Tango
Gerber's Strained Peas
Easy
Peas y
April 2, 2022 for A Brian Strand Standard Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
jerky, food,
Form:
Footle
Boxed In
bottleneck
gridlock
no go
five miles to the rest stops
tense grumbling
vultures are gathering
there are people out of their cars
screaming incoherently
like zombies
inside an in-car video game
avatars turn helplessly
in small jerky circles...
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Categories:
jerky, poetry,
Form:
Free verse