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Gerkey's Jerky

There's a teacher named Gerkey. He sells lots of jerky. If you won't pay, he'll send you away, and you won't get jerky form Gerkey.

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Skat A

Date: 7/12/2016 11:27:00 PM

Ryan, Congratulations on your 101 in a ROW contest number 3 win, Luv SKAT

Kim Merryman

Date: 7/11/2016 5:08:00 PM

Cute limerick, Ryan! Congrats on your placement in the contest!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/9/2016 4:22:00 AM

Ryan, Congratulations on your win. Stop by my blog "The Garden Spider" if you like. Nice to have you join my contest. Luv Linda

Daver Austin

Date: 10/25/2011 3:26:00 PM

Congrats on the selection. daver

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 10/21/2011 5:57:00 PM

Congratulations on your poem being featured this week, Ryan

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 10/14/2011 7:51:00 AM

Congratulations on your poetry being featured this week Ryan. Love, Carol

Daver Austin

Date: 10/12/2011 1:45:00 PM

Got a kick out of this one. Here's one for you - There once was a lady named Perkins, who simply doted on gherkins....Against good advice, she ate pickles and spice, and it pickled her internal workins. Congrats on this selection. daver

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/22/2011 4:18:00 PM

Congratulations on your placement in Moses' "Boisterous Comedy" contest Ryan. Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/22/2011 4:01:00 PM

Congratulations on the win in the contest of John, Ryan

John Freeman

Date: 8/21/2011 10:39:00 PM

Great humor with Gerkey's Jerky. Haaaaa! Agape, Moses

David Williams

Date: 8/21/2011 5:29:00 PM

hey Ryan congrats on your win david

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/21/2011 4:51:00 PM

Congrats Ryan on your super win with this witty write luv.. enjoy...