Hapless Tom Turkey

Thanksgiving Day loomed for old Tom Turkey

   Averting the feared axe seemed quite murky

      So he made this soulful plea

         I would much prefer that ye

            Enjoyed a feast of spam or beef jerky
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Dietrich Avatar
December 9, 2023 at 11:14 AM
Hilarious, my friend.
Wolf Avatar
November 13, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Spammin' it. Sound yummy! lol. Thanks, Bob! ~ gw
Hinshaw Avatar
November 14, 2023 at 6:32 AM
Glad you enjoyed, Gershon. Good on you always - Bob
Callus Avatar
November 12, 2023 at 1:25 PM
A most enjoyable turkey Limerick, Bob! I do feel sorry for them turkeys, but must admit they do taste delicious!! ~ Regards // paul
Hinshaw Avatar
November 14, 2023 at 6:31 AM
Thank you, Paul. Glad you enjoyed. Best to you - Bob H
Messina Avatar
November 12, 2023 at 4:14 AM
Great limerick, Bob. Hope all is well...Gobble gobble :) Charlie
Hinshaw Avatar
November 12, 2023 at 6:18 AM
Thanks, Charles - a Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family and take a pass on spam and jerky! Bob H
Greenhough Avatar
November 11, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Still laughing. I enjoyed this limerick immensely.
Hinshaw Avatar
November 11, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Thank you so much, Hilda. Best to you as you continue your poetical journey and a Happy Thanksgiving for you and your family - BoB H
Bauer Avatar
November 8, 2023 at 1:12 PM
ha! nicely done, bob! got me grinning...
Hinshaw Avatar
November 8, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Thanks, Ilene! Enjoy Thanks giving with your family and I'm sure you will serve delectable fare other than spam and jerky! Enjoy the upcoming holidays with your family - Bob H
Elliott Avatar
November 8, 2023 at 6:39 AM
Great one, Robert! I don't have the patience to pen limericks, so I appreciate the poets who do.
Hinshaw Avatar
November 8, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Thanks so much, Regina. I enjoy concocting lims and hope I can come with more for your reading pleasure. Best to you and your family during the upcoming Holiday Season - Bob H
Fisher Avatar
November 7, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Ha-ha, a good one. Tom's luck, it will be turkey jerky.
Hinshaw Avatar
November 8, 2023 at 6:09 AM
Thanks David - with Tom's luck he could very well end up as turkey jerky! Best to you for he forthcoming Holiday Season - Bob H
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