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No Bordeaux

There once was a young man from Turkey
Whose food tastes were known to be quirky
On braised lamb with Bordeaux
He had quickly said no
And asked if they had some Beef Jerky

 Contest   Poet Destroyer A  October 8, 2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Michaels Avatar
August 13, 2017 at 12:28 PM
Funny limerick, Ralph! Glad to hear you did well in the contest. All the best, John.
Sergi Avatar
August 13, 2017 at 5:52 PM
Thank you, John; I just found out.
Viswan Bhatia Avatar
October 27, 2015 at 12:10 PM
a super limerick :) ~7~
Sergi Avatar
October 27, 2015 at 1:21 PM
Thank you for sharing, Remnan.
Romaine Avatar
October 21, 2015 at 2:46 PM
Hey Ralph, a hearty congratulations on your win in the contest! Be Blessed, Neva
Sergi Avatar
October 21, 2015 at 3:05 PM
Hi Neva: Thank you for sharing my limerick.
Tor Avatar
October 20, 2015 at 3:47 PM
Ralph nice win!
A. Sharma Avatar
October 19, 2015 at 5:15 AM
Congrats on ur sweet win Ralph!
A   Avatar
October 18, 2015 at 3:54 PM
This was a fun read, thank you, Ralph, Congratulations on your wonderful win. Stop by my latest blog "Peace Now" if you'd like or have time. WUV ~LINDA~
Sergi Avatar
October 19, 2015 at 9:25 AM
Thank you, Linda I checked your blog and I enjoyed the other poets.
Hamilton Avatar
October 13, 2015 at 7:53 PM
love it Ralph gl in contest hugs 7
Sergi Avatar
October 14, 2015 at 11:35 AM
Thank you, Shadow, I received an honorable mention.
Allison Avatar
October 8, 2015 at 5:44 PM
ha ha ha love it Ralph:-) hugs Jan xx
Sergi Avatar
October 8, 2015 at 6:31 PM
Hi Jan: Ha Ha. Thank you. check out your email.
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