Short Jedi Poems

Jedi knight
Evil fight
Force unite
Beware dark side's bite!...

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If red wine were not red, I
Would probably be a Jedi
I’d use the FORCE 
With no remorse
Be that would Joda said I...

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Weapon…light-saber
Acrobatics with the Force
Darth Vader’s demise


Entrant into Andrea Dietrich's "SENRYU OF A MOVIE SCENE" contest...

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Hilarious up to the end,
the witty, short verses he penned.
And his limerick score?
Fifteen hundred or more…
Aloha, smooth sailing, my friend!...

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In the swamps trained a young Jedi guy.
He could run, swim, and biking, could fly.
He was fit to be tied;
His olympic dream died.
In Dagobah, there is no tri....

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when shelves are bare,
Old Mother Hubbard…
when bread, butter and eggs
only find themselves
on a politician’s spread,
will we still believe
what the Jedi says?

1/13/2022...

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There once was a young lad named Garrison
whose Lego skills had no comparison.
A few thousand more pieces?
Aptitude just increases:
in a flash, he’s outbuilding everyone.
...

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Do you believe in Science Fiction?
You can have Jedi as a religion,
Led by a guru vader,
Leading the faith traders,
Jedi swords as new excaliburs,
Or are they non-sequiturs?
Yes, Jedi to seek their grail,
May the force be with you today!...

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Ol' yoda you looking like a wrinkly toad.

Watch it Obi-wan im not that friggin old.

Why have you called me here in this transmission.

Train luke to a jedi is my one condition.

I'll do it yoda ill show him the force.

In the Force train him well and with a lightsaber of course....

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Harrison Ford of action movie fame
Han Solo, a hero's name he can claim
Though not a Jedi Knight
He fought for what was right
Always wound up with a beautiful dame

Then took the role of Indiana Jones
An archaeologitst who studied bones
Although he hated snakes
Indy had what it takes
An ample pair of courageous cajones
...

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I shall but send a fluffy Jedi …for the mythic unicorn already lives in you.


To PD from N.O.


*according to biologist Dr. Myron Shekell, Washington University, Yoda was modeled after a tarsier due to its huge eyes, tiny frame, and the fact that it speaks a language of its own.
www.dailymail.co.uk/ sciencetech/article-2907235...

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(Dedicated to Sir Alec Guinness who died August 5, 2000.)

You starred in Star wars as a Jedi knight.
Darth Vader killed you during your lightsaber fight.
People still love those Star wars films because they're fun.
It was genius when George Lucas cast you as Obi-Wan.
You returned as a ghost in episodes five and six.
Your contribution improved those three flicks....

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Wherefrom poetry shades recall,
and the other side of yesterday
is but a dreamt hallucination,
can't see the foliage from trees'
darkly forested boundaries,
insofar as frivolous moonbeams 
agitate sun's glorified imagism 
'midst hues of baubled madness
& vaporous sentiments are replete
within day-trippers' remote motives,
shadowing delusional chicanery
of rosé-tinted Jedi mind tricks...

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Star Wars’ Princess Leia
    Her real  father she had no idea--
  Was  evil Vader from the Dark Force
    Aghast she, with his voice so coarse.

Leia  then met  scoundrel Hans Solo
    Got no lightsaber,  but donned a sexy polo
  He vexed then enticed this Jedi lass
    Till our rascal froze in carbonite brass!




1/13/2018
Clerihew Couples for Valentine's Day
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire...

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Yoda you are not 
Spiritual may forgot
Creature green and small
A Jedi, your size, be you tall

With words of meanings small
Your language known be all
To many with imaginations,bright
Be they to wield their saber light.

Imagination dark and light yield
Jedi be, force is sealed
Vadar and boy son he be
Many child role be he

Inspire to save ,no evil defeat
Battles waged, honor he'd meet
Yoda, small joy you brought
Skills, self worth by Jedi, taught....

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Mr. Armstrong

an alien unseen

wrote with my pen

saying frog legs

are an order undone...

so what would it mean

if the play of the day

played out onscreen

would the Stonehenge astronaut

know where to begin

gone for so long

dragon Sang

Sung that song

and so what of

the Jedi Queen

away on holiday

in the space between

"it's hardly two worlds"

to know where I've been...

"so hear I am

to appear amid

the four-seen"...

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You motormouths, that pull the strings of life,
Marionettes of Pied that seek confusion.
Your piper teeth are chattering with strife,
Like a Jedi, with wave of hand delusion
“Come one! Come all!” the ringleader twists knife.
The press buries the truth, besets illusion.
The circus clown smiles whilst Hans-ing fairy whales,
Marionettes of Pied with Moby-Dick-sized tales.

3/27/2023

Just having fun creating an Ottava Rima

*Hans as in Hans Christian Anderson...

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