Short Jacuzzi Poems

Chapel suite rebirth 
spiritual jacuzzi flight
restless man in space....

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Green round, succulent, english peas floating in butter on the stove top jacuzzi....

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Jacuzzi Woozy
  told Suzy Floozy
    a real Doozy
  Now there's
       a little Uzi...

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in the Jacuzzi
I produce lots of bubbles …
no beans tomorrow!

2/10/18...

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Sat in the Jacuzzi
Feeling quite woozy
Bubbles everywhere

Resting my mind
The relaxing kind
Simply not a care...

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The ocean turning

                      is our jacuzzi now

                                              to heat up and play.....

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This is the last time the old frog was grumbling in a croak.
Last time I will ever be in this aluminum jacuzzi; was this kind of a joke?
The last time!
The last time!
The last time!
The last time!
And it was....

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Do not stir up Mom we warned Grandma
It is not yet six.
She is still enjoying her coffee Jacuzzi.
Where is she? Grandma asked.
In the kitchen....

Grandma did not understand.
She ventured into the kitchen.
Risking her life
Mom is a Krampus before she has had her coffee...

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Dream Home

I do not dream of a mansion
Not fifty bedrooms
Not with baths and toilets en-suite; 
I do not desire a Jacuzzi in every room
Not a penthouse for ‘Yours Truly’ and
A playroom for even the pet dog.
All I ask for is, a house to ‘house’ my HOME, and, welcoming smiles on faces all around me - after a hard day’s job....

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If I can’t die while making love
I want my last breath taken in the hot tub
If I can’t pass on in love’s embrace
I want to meet my maker with steam on my face

If I can’t perish with you on top
I want the hot water bubbling when my heart stops
If I can’t kick the bucket while fool’n around
I want the Jacuzzi humming to be my last sound...

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On holiday whilst in South Zante
My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’
Found in the jacuzzi
With fat floozie Susie
He’s no chance of coitus with aunty!
 
Aunt Bertha's quite livid with Mel
She kicked him out of their hotel
The lowlife, the fool
Now sleeps by the pool
Aunt certainly made his life hell!
...

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all day i keep adjusting my mask
while secretly watching that hot tub dream
as it plays-out
on the tip of every nerve ending

i do not question
my presence in a jacuzzi
with a 
girlfriend of a friend

no
i sink back
into suds of impossibility

all day i have this itch
         to snorkel down
to touch

the secret life of ripples...

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IN THE SUMMER IT WOULD BE NICE 
TO BE IN A COOL MILD JACUZZI.
WITH A NICE SLUSHY MOSCOTO.
OR BE IN THE SHADE AT THE 
PARK,HAVING A NICE 
PICNIC,DRINKING SODA PLAYING 
VOLLEYBALL.
OR AT THE BEACH WITH CHAIR`S 
AND UMBRELLAS,AND A ICE CHEST 
WITH,DRANK,DRANK,DRANK,AND 
DRINK,DRINK,WAITING FOR THE 
SUN TO SET.
THIS IS MY IDEA OF A SUMMER DAY.
A SUMMERTIME POEM....

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I don't question
my presence in a Jacuzzi
with a girlfriend of a friend,
or why my ex-wife's sister
is now a soapy fingered hand-maiden.

All day I keep adjusting my mask
while secretly watching that hot tub dream 
as it plays-on
on the tip of every nerve ending.

I want to sink back 
into suds of impossibility.
I have this crazy itch
to snorkel down
to where I can touch
the secret life of ripples....

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I don't question
my presence in a Jacuzzi
with a girlfriend of a friend,
or why my ex-wife's sister
is now a soapy fingered hand-maiden.

All day I keep adjusting my mask
while secretly watching that hot tub dream
as it plays-on
on the tip of every nerve ending.

I so wanted to sink back
into dream suds.

I have this crazy itch to snorkel down
to where I can touch the erotic life
of all things wonderful....

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Wiley Wee Willy Mousey walked through the house
Careful to not wake another human or mouse
Tiptoeing beyond the cupboards to climb in the sink.
Where waited his girlfriend, Miss Curly Mouse Pink.

I’ve made a Jacuzzi, there are bubbles, she said.
Do not drink too many, or you will wind up kind of dead.
Wee Willy Mousey dove in but accidentally hit hard his head.
So Miss Curly Mouse Pink called up her other boyfriend Rat Fred....

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If I could lick my genitals
Just like my neighbours pet
I’d film it with my camera
And I’d put it on the net

I’d soon be rich and famous
Like a real life porno star
I’d buy a great big mansion
And a big expensive car

A swimming pool, Jacuzzi
Naked women by the score
A wall hung with old masters
Persian rugs upon the floor

But that’s really just a dream
And I’d be happy I suppose
If I could lose my belly
And could see my bloody toes...

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Holding it in as long as I possibly could
[Wouldn’t want to stink up my neighborhood]
So, I hurriedly ran to a nearby park
And, surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers
I let it rip!  No one was near to hear me
But the sound was ear-splitting, I tell you,
And when it comes to farts, mine was a doozy
So, I hurried home and got in my jacuzzi.

written October 2, 2021
especially for "May The Gas Be With You Farts" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Chantelle Anne Cooke...

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He is the baked bean tester
And he works the graveyard shift
He isn’t very fragrant
Now I think you’ve got the drift

For he’s frequently exploding
All the people call him names
And it’s ever so important
He avoids all naked flames

His underpants bear witness
Each emission leaves a blot
But they’ll be back on tomorrow
They’re the only pair he’s got

Each Friday it’s his bath night
He lies soaking, feeling snoozy
Relaxes rectal muscles
To create his own Jacuzzi...

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I lay in my jacuzzi 
It's called a bed 
Not a watery grave
Many views this j e n e z a casket gives
People are in view  k i f o  sleeps 
Death reaps, life seeps
I look at your eyes open
Mercy's hoping
M a c h o w a z i  GI za darkness lays 
Angels and Humanity prays
Ku w e k a m a c h o w a z i  eyes open 
Kifo death sleeps 
K u l a l a k u w e k a sleeps lay eyes open
I was once lost and broken
Now I'm saved and spoken

12/26/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr ©...

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Dave Grigger is marinating in the tub.
Stopped by the Dollar-General and
got some bubble-bath. Feels like a
a jacuzzi at a midget night club filled
with gassy-ass dwarfs.

Reach for the cigs - wait - 
dab hands on towel to dry.
Cool.
Now reach for the cigs, draw
one, like a blunted dagger
of delectable carcinogens.

Got no matches.

The head of a German Shepherd emerged
from the bubble bath.

My work was not finished, damn.

Gotta picket a few more abortion clinics....

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relaxing in the jacuzzi 
remembering when passion ran free,

big smiles lit up her face as she recalled,
the last time they had laid down...
in a field far away

was a long time ago
they whispered "I love you".
kissed goodbye, was time to go
destiny deemed pastures anew

time past ..now alone
grandparents both...children grown
people will be shocked
by the re-kindled love...in
poppy field with petals strewn

penned 3/4/2018

contest....It's all about four..Broken Wings...

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