Beans Means Farts

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in the Jacuzzi I produce lots of bubbles … no beans tomorrow! 2/10/18

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/11/2018 5:11:00 AM

LOL! The image you create!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2018 6:29:00 AM

Total fiction of course Kim!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 2/11/2018 12:52:00 AM

That's a gas, Jan. Reminds me of the Lord of the manor who got his butlyer, named Wibble, to run him a bath. The Lord climbed in and let off a string of farts. Minutes later there was a knock on the bathroom door. The butler shouted 'I've bought the hot water bottle you asked for, sir". "I never asked for one" said the Lord. "Oh you did, Sir" he replied, "I distinctly heard you shout "Wibble wanna hotta water bottle" x

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2018 6:29:00 AM

ha ha ha Mr Viv that's a corker:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 2/10/2018 11:07:00 PM

hahahaha... what a bubble bath :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2018 6:26:00 AM

homemade jacuzzi Eve lol:-) hugs jan xx

James Horn

Date: 2/10/2018 8:46:00 PM

A Jimmy Carter Farter starter. After looking closer which we did dare; Was determined both were skating pair; Turns out that guy was an old grump; Instead of Pence it was President Trump.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2018 6:25:00 AM

Thanks Jim did you know the brits call a fart a Trump lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/10/2018 8:07:00 PM

haha, Silly and funny.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/11/2018 6:24:00 AM

Thanks Andrea you know me lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 2/10/2018 5:51:00 PM

A limerick says what I think. No, your senryu did not stink. Just having fun in pen and ink. This verse just makes the link ....................................................... Of course, flatulence is not a sin, But Jan Allison makes such a din. Eats tins of baked beans. In her bath bubbly scenes. So much gas the light turns dim... hugs... Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2018 5:54:00 PM

ha ha ha have you bee talking to my hubby lol:-) hugs jan xx