L Milton Hankins Poet Free verse

I Let It Rip

Holding it in as long as I possibly could
[Wouldn’t want to stink up my neighborhood]
So, I hurriedly ran to a nearby park
And, surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers
I let it rip!  No one was near to hear me
But the sound was ear-splitting, I tell you,
And when it comes to farts, mine was a doozy
So, I hurried home and got in my jacuzzi.

written October 2, 2021
especially for "May The Gas Be With You Farts" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Chantelle Anne Cooke

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Caren Krutsinger October 6, 2021 at 12:50 PM Your poor jaccuzzi! Ha! Ha! Ha! L Milton Hankins October 6, 2021 at 1:01 PM I make my own bubbles...unfortunately, the result is stinky water!

Delice Arleen Skelly October 3, 2021 at 5:16 AM Fartastic Milt, jaccuzzi sounds good...Delice L Milton Hankins October 3, 2021 at 9:00 AM Wish I had one, Delice. I looked into a walk-in bathtub with a jacuzzi, but it was way too expensive for me.

Jan Allison October 2, 2021 at 10:48 AM lol:-) hugs Jan xx i dont have a jaccuzzi - just eat tins of baked beans lol:-) xx L Milton Hankins October 2, 2021 at 12:14 PM In a jacuzzi it saves on power...produces its own bubbles! I finally broke over and decided to try this contest.