Short Humor Nature Poems
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“DAMMIT!”
as basements flooded
they gazed upon the structure
damning the beavers
John G. Lawless
4/10/2015
Men and women pour tons
Of concrete, cement, asphalt, stones
The humble weeds seek the Sun
Foundation. Humans quip they won!
Cold nature entices,
effects of the white snowflakes,
numb nose toes frostbite.
(Naturally a nature poem)
1-10-17
everyday i sweep the leaves off
the porch with
full knowledge that
come tomorrow
their brothers and sisters
will rise up in
rebellion
The old can travel and visit
Cool places some think exquisite
For our ebb and flow
Even fools should know
Requisite restroom...where is it?
Her sneezes didn't prevent her and John Deere from seeking vengeance...
leaving a carnage of dead grass and strewn tissues in her wake
6-2-18
spring's here!
i want to see
i want to see
who is it
who is it
who's asking me
to come out and play
AP: 2nd place 2023
Mother Nature gazed happily on her brood,
until one of them spoiled her mood.
Her smartest monkey was on the take -
"Could it be that I made a mistake?"
A brave sailor who sails the high sea
will aim knowing his aft from his lee,
but Brownian motion,
that fabulous notion,
works well for an amoeba like me.
There once was a crude Irish knave
Who hid deep within Fingal’s cave.
He felt it safe there to flee,
Thinking “naught could get to me”
Until swept away by a wave.
Mike Mokes was a devoted couch potato.
It started only months out of the cradle.
He had found his groove
And refused to move.
'Til his house was hit by a tornado.
The couple knew nature alright
When asked what sounds brought them delight
They thought of the things
That gave their heart wings
And said sound of springs late at night
A bee buzzed with love, pure and sunny,
For clover, its sweet, golden honey.
It danced in the breeze,
With remarkable ease,
Declaring, "For you, I'd spend all my money!"
Beyond the shades in the back garden awestruck
The bracken locked her shoot to the daffodils in the
After tea blooming in love with music of the eyes
So blue! So blue!
I'm grateful for Mother Nature's gift,
each little thing that gives my heart a lift -
a blade of grass, a pumpkin seed.
But does She really think I need
a cockroach and a centipede?
roadside mulberry
nectar attracts butterflies
- there's the goat again
Nothing to say
but that’s ok
Watching too much
political yuk…
Time to step outdoors
get in tune with nature
Take in a session
of my state legislature
Adored by all the plants and trees,
but forsaken by his wife,
he loved the sound of a gentle breeze,
and gave the grasses life.
When she said, "time to mow the lawn",
he knew which side that he was on.
One sunny day little Mary Miller
Picked up a mottled green caterpillar,
Which became a monster moth.
One fine morn her dad grew wroth:
Her moth laid eggs in his denture filler.
5/2/2023
Eat a tater, alligator
Stupid smile, crocodile
See you later, Mater-Pater
After while, stinking pile.
Minotaur and Gabriel
Monitor and Gariel
Eat the layman, pretty cayman
Quite the romp, in the swamp.
Trees like friends are always around
They allow me to nestle beneath their shade
When it seems like good friends can never be found
I counted twenty-something tree friends I’ve already made!
Gwendolen Rix
5-20-14
bounciest bundles
natural entertainers
my rowdy rodents
THIRD PLACE WINNER
written February 1, 2022
especially for "Squirrel Haiku" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Robert James Liguori
When it isn't asleep it will be
Upside down from the branch of a tree
By it's instinct it knows
To keep eyes and mouth closed
Every time it needs to have a pee.
For contest ' make me laugh', sponsor Christine Lehmann
26th August 2016
Smug, tricksey brownie
lies beyond that sunken log
blending in with the sleek mud.
She smirks when my fly snags
and thinks, "Serves him right for teasing."
Winner 4th Place: MASTERING MICROPOETRY Poetry Contest, 5/13/26, Nette Onclaud
Freedom flings out the summer breezes
In a park where allergens make sneezes.
Men gather to toss their plastic frisbees,
Taking off from work for sick day freebies.
written February 17, 2022
(Enjoying my lunch in a
Florida State roadside park)