Short Horribly Poems

Gone
Horribly
Our
Spectral
Troublemaker...

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casting out my line
to catch the favored one
only a shoe lured...

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The northern lights A Butt-whack And A Prayer To Mom And The Albatross...

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A horribly deep rest
awaits for those depressed.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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Life is made of many flaws 
and foolish youth is spent in bars 
where even the wizened old 
can become horribly bent....

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Say seven words
to send me heavenwards
heavy holiness heats
as the heavens turn
I hope in hell
that you horribly burn...

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S omethign
so OHspomething
wa
somethign has gone wrong.
wrong horribly
wrong. er
ong.
yet l
leif li
will
lf
will relentlessy
go 
on...

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Though Covid-19 could possibly
Be slowing down globally but apparently
It ain't over
Till It's over
Phase two could go wrong horribly...

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by Wayne Wysocki

As the president pardoned the turkey
From a fate so horribly grim,
He couldn't help but wonder
Who would be pardoning him....

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There was an old pair in the barn
Looked horribly dirty and torn
But the match would be won
Only if they were put on
Although the smell had to be borne...

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The human heart hears happily so heavy happens horribly my heart hesitates hungrily happens horribly woes


2/16/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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French cuisine for some see it crude.
Eating snails appear horribly lewd,
but well known in France,
its folk took a stance,
as the French cannot stand fast food....

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Aggravated With Trump

With Trump, are always aggravated;
And by him often horribly humiliated;
A pain in rear;
Caused a tear,
Should be impeached and eliminated.

Jim Horn...

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Mick’s ex-wife in the nude needed some cheer,
she felt fat and ugly and horribly queer;
to Mick she did lament,
“pay me a compliment …”
“Well your eyesight is near perfect my Dear.”...

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destined for lonely,
broken at heart.
my love isn't here,
and we are always apart.

the sound of the empty,
the carelessly lonely,
force cries of desperation,
that emanate horribly....

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Happiness holds a historical record for having a heavenly holiday
Her husband’s husky half adds hardy hilarity huffs to her hoorays
Handy huffing hints of horribly honorable hearty humor handling Halifax...

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Hope happily 
horribly the hideous heart hopes
beating hope
the heavy housings hope hurtfully beating hope 
the humble hope hopefully hopes bleeding hope


10/15/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Pedaling Meddling Home

Was perturbed when we found Trump pedaling;
Many illegal things which in had been meddling,
He  horribly  joked;
We were pervoked;
When  combined all of  this became unsettling.

Jim Horn...

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Horribly, heartlessly horrifying hearty healthy hookworms hasten to 
heat up Henry’s hamburger haven. Here within, harmoniously and happily harbored and headquartered in Henry’s haphazardly helter-skelter heroic stomach....

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TRUE  STORY  

He  was sweet and wanted her  to have his son
She felt he could indeed be the one
He  waited for the day to be named
She was hit by a bus  and maimed 
Legs horribly  mangled beyond repair
He left her in selfish despair...

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Hoping helps horribly
the hoping happens hopefully

the hoping hesitates hastily
the helpful hope hoping helps has hurriedly

Holds hoping handles hurtfully
the hoping heartens happily


6/9/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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A perceived love
Gone horribly awry
The anger seethes within
Destroying all in its path
The damage completed
Seen entirely too late
A twisted and angry Phoenix
Lays blackened and decomposing
Done in by imagined longings
And a dangerous mind...

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“Oh doctor, doctor
You must help me
I have been afflicted
Most horribly
I keep quoting
William Topaz McGonagall”
The doc replied
“We can’t help you at all”
“Oh doctor why
Cant you treat me for it”?
He replied 
“Because this is the Burns unit”...

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There once was a goat named Billy Bob Brown

Who sang horribly off-key when he danced through town. 

One day while singing, someone grabbed a long pole,

And pushed Billy Bob into a large hole,

Now Billy Bob no longer sings as he dances around....

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chronic insomnia cripples
        its bubble of distortions guts my day      
             
                    deprived of sleep  
        the ordinary appears horribly difficult
                     the extraordinary 
                   becomes impossible...

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