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Slow Menu

French cuisine for some see it crude.
Eating snails appear horribly lewd,
but well known in France,
its folk took a stance,
as the French cannot stand fast food.

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Emilia James

Date: 8/18/2021 2:50:00 PM

Tried snail once when I was a child..never again, tasteless and chewy is what I remember, yuk! lol, Emilia : )

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 8/26/2021 5:52:00 PM

Hello Emilia ... I ate half a slug once. It was inside a spring onion stem. Funnily I never got a penchant to eat slugs or snails after that - thank you Emilia - Lindsay

Janice Canerdy

Date: 1/16/2021 6:26:00 AM

Good one, Lindsay--so clever! I would have to be starving to eat snails! Janice

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/18/2021 6:46:00 PM

Hello Janice ... I'm with you, although once I ate half a slug. The other half was still in a spring onion - thank you Janice - Lindsay

FJ Thomas

Date: 1/15/2021 11:24:00 AM

Lolol good one Lindsay!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/18/2021 6:44:00 PM

Hi there FJ ... pleased you enjoyed the limerick; not sure about the snails - thanks FJ - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/14/2021 1:59:00 PM

simply HILARIOUS

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/18/2021 6:42:00 PM

Hello Andrea ... pleased you got a giggle out of this limerick Andrea - Lindsay

Tony Hargreaves

Date: 1/14/2021 9:37:00 AM

Hi Lindsay. Reminds of first time I muched the molluscs. With plenty of garlic and oatmealed out they are a treat. Tony

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/18/2021 6:40:00 PM

G'day Tony ... I believe most of us who abhor the thought is just a mind thing. I avoid offal that others would die for - thank you Tony - Lindsay

Indiana Shaw

Date: 1/13/2021 12:12:00 AM

He, he, he, love it, humoristique . . . : )

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/18/2021 6:37:00 PM

Hello Indiana ... I guess we all have an exotic localized food that others prefer to avoid. Pleased you enjoyed this limerick Indiana - Lindsay

Judy Ball

Date: 1/11/2021 5:39:00 PM

Too cute Lindsay. I don't care for chasing my meal across the table either. That's why I like my meat very well done. If it's still fighting for it's life I'll just let it go. (or maybe take it home and make a pet out of it.) Loved this. God Bless, JB

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/18/2021 6:35:00 PM

Hello Judy ... your comment brought a smile to my face. I also prefer more traditional food - thank you Judy - Lindsay