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Twenty-Twenty Vision

Mick’s ex-wife in the nude needed some cheer, she felt fat and ugly and horribly *****; to Mick she did lament, “pay me a compliment …” “Well your eyesight is near perfect my Dear.”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 11/11/2018 7:20:00 PM
A rip-roarer. Nicely done, Lindsay! :) gw
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/13/2018 6:55:00 PM
G'day Gershon … yeah, a typical husband and wife banter limerick - thanks Gershon - Lindsay
Date: 11/9/2018 5:17:00 PM
I love great lims and this is a great one, Lindsay! Thanks for your gracious comments re the old soldier who wanted to visit the WW2 Memorial in DC. And thanks to your valiant Australian vets who fought alongside the Yanks in so many battles. Good on you, Mate! - Bob
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Date: 11/13/2018 6:52:00 PM
G'day Bob … it's always a pleasure to read your written work Bob and I'm pleased you enjoyed this limerick - Lindsay
Date: 10/31/2018 1:30:00 AM
Funny! Good Job!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/8/2018 6:08:00 PM
G'day Timothy … but it's not a good way to get your dinner cooked, unless you're having hot tongue and cold shoulder - thanks Mate - Lindsay
Date: 10/29/2018 4:18:00 PM
Another 5-Star limerick! Well done! Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/8/2018 6:06:00 PM
G'day Rico … I notice somebody has given me five stars. Thanks once again Rico - Lindsay
Date: 10/29/2018 7:48:00 AM
I hate that they * out a word that also means strange. I had to change my word and it is such a fun word to use! The limerick is great! Throw that man out...lol!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/8/2018 6:05:00 PM
Hello Kim … I can't work that out either, but I'm not complaining. Obviously the dictionary description has changed. You're right, he won't last long with comments like this - thank you Kim - Lindsay
Date: 10/29/2018 5:50:00 AM
G'day Lindsay, a fun limerick.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/8/2018 6:01:00 PM
Hello Charles … thanks again. This is what it's supposed to be. Catch you soon - Lindsay

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