Short Gosh Poems

Oh my gosh, it’s a rush, it’s a mush...

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Feverish red hot
Cool as ice liquor shots
Turn on air my gosh!...

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If you're retired
Stop wasting my gosh darn time
And get off the road!...

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There I go; off the wall
Oh my gosh; it is so tall!
Hope I never hit the ground
Impact would be a nastry sound!...

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Charles Ennie MacIntosh
architect artist designer oh my gosh
Art secessionist&Nouveau
his versatility still on show...

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Oh my gosh - it's the real me?
Full of sin and blasphemy!
I may lose; but probably win
Fighting the devil again and again...

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Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....

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At farm
in barn.
Gosh darn!
Broke arm.

Slammed my left one at farm in barn door.
Can't drive home now. Gosh darn! Broke arm's sore....

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There once was a curly haired lad
Whenever he started to feel mad
He’d shout out loud “GOSH”
And then he would quash
With nunchucks what made deb feel sad...

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DERIVATIVES TRADING
I bet
you sweat
BANKER'S PROMISSORY 
NOTE
my gosh
what tosh
FINANCIAL TIMES
loan freeze
cash please
REPOSSESSED
no bread
in shed...

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Oh my gosh!
Utter bosh...
Waves swash,
Watery slosh,
Simply awash,
Auto wash...
Oughta quash?
Lost me galosh!
That's not posh.
Put the kibosh-
Don't josh!...

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Peanut oil begins from under the soil,
Sunflower oil is distilled by the boil.
We use these to cook,
I thought then I shook.
By gosh! How do they make baby oil?...

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Simon Cowell is not nice,
thinks that a black t-shirt will suffice.
He can be rude, mean and quite sarcastic,
and gosh, his face changes look like plastic !...

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Whack that ball; don't hit a tree
Be conked out in the head you see!
And don't hit into the rough
Oh my gosh; that sure is tough!
Or maybe in "the zone" you'll be!...

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There once was a toilet blocked up
Gosh what do we do with it, that is yuck.
Stick your hand in it dear 
Unblock it, it will clear.
Stick your own in mate, I’ll chuck up....

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I can't wait to unwrap it
The tasty nuggets
The smell, I gotta have it
The greasy hot fries
Box bursting with joy
Oh my gosh
Toy!

April 29th (re-entry)...

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“Gosh golly darn” we don't use today
It really depends on the lexicon of the day
Ain't nothing wrong
Language is strong
A sign of the times like wearing a toupee...

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The real me is what you read here
No pretenses, no need to put on airs
What you see is all there is
Gosh, golly, gee whiz
Used to be deeper but now a little weird...

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Gosh-darn-it! Dog-gone-it! What’s THAT all about? 
Somehow it feels better to spit out and shout
Offensive pain-remedies
(A string of obscenities)
Exorcizing demons by cussing them out...

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Nauseous Natasha’s cautious sister Sasha’s posh boss
Josh McIntosh from Osh Kosh
Sloshed through the marshes sporting galoshes
Looking for his lost hoss Ross
By gosh...

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Wildlife 23

An exceedingly sleek looking gannet
Flew to Hythe from his nest site in Thanet
He said "gosh it's so quaint!
I think I might faint!
For it looks like a far distant planet!...

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Route 66ish No 10

There was a young girl from Nantucket,
Who collected her eggs in a bucket,
One fell on her toe,
So she really let go,
And cried "Gosh! Now I won't have to crack it!"...

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Gosh, the man knows about almost everything
Under the sun - existence, cosmos, spirituality, 
Religion, you name it,  but I really wonder why
Until now he is so incredibly poor and ordinary....

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It's only money!
Yes, I agree, it's only money we want really.
No! I didn't mean that, not nearly.
Gosh, that's odd, what's wrong with wealth?
Can't you see? It's poison, it ruins by stealth....

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Peter Pumpkin recently got squashed
That was really quite corny, oh my gosh
Got veggies on the brain
From corn I'll refrain
D'ya hear bout the artichoke that developed a cough...

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