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Oil Production

Peanut oil begins from under the soil,
Sunflower oil is distilled by the boil.
We use these to cook,
I thought then I shook.
By gosh! How do they make baby oil?

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/8/2020 6:32:00 PM

Well, baby oil is a by-product of the production of gasoline. It is a petroleum product like Vaseline ..Sara

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 5/15/2020 8:42:00 PM

Thank you Sara … I imagined that baby oil might have been a refined plant extraction due to the skin of a baby, but of course it doesn't surprise me after reading your explanation - thanks again Sara - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/15/2020 1:52:00 PM

oh my, how did I ever miss THIS one? HIlarious.

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2020 8:24:00 PM

Hello Andrea ... glad you saw the funny side of this that nobody gives an answer to - Lindsay

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 3/14/2020 12:04:00 PM

A good question and your humor has me smiling Lindsay. Have a great weekend. love phyl

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2020 8:21:00 PM

Hello Phyllis ... weather's great so yes, I had a good weekend; trust you had the same. Haven't received an answer yet Phyllis - Lindsay

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/10/2020 7:20:00 PM

That is a very valid question in your poem. I wrote a poem about witches and babies last year, a somewhat blood thirsty write I think its production is a tight secret - well penned Lindsay!

Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/16/2020 8:19:00 PM

Hello Jennifer ... yes, I read your scary verse. Perhaps it's a witch that produces baby oil ... eke! Lindsay