Short Gin Poems

Short Gin Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gin by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gin by length and keyword.


Premium Member Juniper

oh juniper tree
high five to thy lively gin
that drives us to jibe
a jitterbug jig and jive
that we all get berried in
Form: Tanka


Maid of the Myth

He knew her well in his youth.
She was refined, he uncouth.
Maiden so fair
now see her there
drowning in his gin/vermouth
Form: Limerick

The Deafening Silence of the Thrusters

I'm shocked
one of many
in shock
aboard the gin palace
lost far from the pleasure dome
somewhere between 
the Moon and Mars.

Premium Member Poetry Head Not Pot Head

sip sonnet not gin
smoke haiku not Mary Jane
lip language champagne

dip poetry green
toxic brain literacy
thrill not pill stay sane
Form: Haiku

Humanity Via Pleasure

about the time
i had some wine.
you had some gin.
we burped chagrin,
and we toasted metered
glee of intoxication
by intrusive manners.
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member The Old Neighbor

He visits for a while, out of the blue;
senile too, with no smile,
which had always been his style.
Straight up gin helps reconcile!
Form: Englyn

Premium Member Think Twice

    Ah, the innocence of youth
       to recapture it, forsooth

    Pursue new kinds of pleasures
       ~ ditch the gin with vermouth
Form: Rubai

Premium Member Chins Up

Too much food, pudding and gin,
It will make you fat, with a triple chin.
Your chins will wobble like jelly.
And so will your enormous belly.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member out of all the gin joints

out of all the gin joints in Chicago
she had to choose this one
she had an uncanny likeness to the woman he had lost
he could not stop staring

Premium Member hopping glad

there once was a cook kangaroo

who escaped an animal zoo

but her hopping baked gin

did fortunately win

head chef at a circus revue.
Form: Limerick

A Little Touch of Rubaiyat

Our black, firm, waists, so taut and thin,
the preferred drink was Saphire gin,
and in the dreamy cool black night,
beating hearts, living skin!
Form: Rubaiyat

Drunk

Cider
Slider

Whiskey
Frisky

Pink gin
Head spin

Beer cheer
Eyes blear

Fine wine
Supine

Big head
Feel dead

Rethink
The drink
Form: Footle

Premium Member Tim and Gin

There was a fellow named Tim
Who loved to drink lots of gin.
Got drunk on the beach,
dove in water out of reach.
Too bad he didn't know how to swim.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Man Named McGuin

there was an old man named McGuinn
who liked his women and his sloe gin
one night it was said
he took both to bed
and woke up next day with a sly grin
Form: Limerick

Mae Couldn'T Sing

Marvin and Abe went fishing all day
all they caught was a lady named Mae
she was tall and thin
she loved to drink gin
both men didn't like her to sing rae
Form: Limerick

Purely Medicinal

An old lady had a sip of gin,
Not conceding it was a sin,
Purely medicinal was her thought,
A second opinion she never sought,
She drank with a medicinal grin.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Cubicle

There once was a boss who was bald
yet thought himself stoutly ribald.
The dweebs who worked for him
were hairy and liked gin.
Was not news to hear that boss falled.
Form: Limerick

Is Love Sinful

Some say 
love is a sort of sin,
I suggest those idiots
put such thoughts
into a garbage bin,
unless they have drunk
a barrel of gin,
or change their mind's PIN
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Untitled

there was an old man named McGuinn who liked his women and gin one night it was said he took one of each to bed and woke up next day with a grin
Form: Limerick

Black Turth

From there roots
It. a toot
Up hill
Some lay still
Work in gin mills
Was do die or be kill
Getting this far
Why we're who we are
Tell your youth
The
Black Truth
Form: Prose

Old Man In a Bin

There was an old man in a bin,
Intent upon drinking his gin,
And he started to shout,
As I hoisted him out,
And shot like a bullet back in.

For Andrea’s limerick contest
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member More or Less

Les Moore went down to the liquor store

But then wound up passed out on the floor

He woke Gin anointed

And guite disappointed 

So I guess you might say less is more
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Watercourse

Invisible to eye,
not because I don’t see,
but I refuse to look,
be baptized by water.
   I drink gin;
   kin to pride.
   I won’t win;
   sin is sly.
   Satan’s grin.
Form: Other

Premium Member I Don'T Miss It

I don't miss it don't miss it a bit
Right there's the bar where I used to sit
When ninety I'll walk right in
Light a smoke order a gin
And leave on the wall this poem I writ
Form: Limerick

Premium Member What Tommy Uncorked

He sure was naive, that Tommy O'Rourke
He didn't know gin was what he'd uncorked
   He took a long swig
   His girl danced a jig
Just nine months 'till the visit from the stork
Form: Limerick

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