Short Feds Poems

gut/brain axis
labour and taxes

bread bred to roll over
feds fed to rule over

you are what you eat
to tender and bleat...

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While meds clear it as quick as can be
We fear having ADHD
Since feds put a lock
On our adderall stock
We're macaque or like chimpanzee...

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put hand on head
has no bed
he is web feds
stop at the runs
he is a sungun
that all alway on his feet
thats how this
HOMELESS MAN SLEEPS...

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There was a chef famous for his quiche
Crowds came in and paid lots of baksheesh
	Feds came into town
	they busted his crown
for his quiche was sprinkled with hashish...

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The Feds do not knock on the door of those who choose abortion, but they now plan to knock on the door of those who choose not to get vaccinated.

Heidi Sands

7/8/21...

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Power puff purr, rot in that iron bar,
Delusional deviant superstar, 
You unforgivable creep,
Trafficking lives like a freak,
Hope the feds make you live in cracked glass jar....

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Free market economist, Ludwig Von Mises
Ably pinpointed economic diseases.
Yet, when we’re told the feds fixed the great depression,
Ludwig knew it was caused by fed intervention....

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he begged for money ~feds followed him home~ and now he's behind bars 










Cliché Used: What goes around 
comes around 
Contest: Monoku 5- Cliché
Sponsor: Silent One...

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Growing it again, to my beard I'm referring
Not marijuana that the Feds are deterring
My face fuzz it is
Much charm it gives
Most likely will start all the Soup ladies purring...

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Growing it again, to my beard I'm referring
Not marijuana that the Feds are deterring
My face fuzz it is
Much charm it gives
Most likely will start all the Soup ladies a-purring<>...

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Growing it again, to my beard I'm referring
Not marijuana that the Feds are deterring
My face fuzz it is
Much charm it gives
Will surely start the Soup ladies' hearts' a-purring


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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The Social Security system

Is struggling to find a sound rhythm

     If Grandpa survives

     Past Age 65

Will Feds send a posse to kill him?





*For Deb's "There once was a man from Dunkirk" limerick contest...

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FBI
Allah
Iraq
cocaine
Bomb Bomb Bomb
Gun
die die die
smuftee
hash
Bush
bullet bullet 
knife
marijuana
kill or be killed
death
drugs
heroine
New world Order
KKK
white power
snuff
crack crack crack
kuwait
UFO
Satan...

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ITREYA6xixinping...

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That Ugly Signal Hill Fence

That new ugly fence
Will be torn down after all.
The Feds have listened
To the locals and
Our visitors and tourists
Display their disgust.

A breath of fresh air.
Those Feds listening for once
Doing the right thing.

W.C.Hull © 2019-17-7-Haiku-356-1458-V28-4...

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The Easter Bunny brought me a basket filled with candy
Can I find many pretty colorful eggs
Everyone wants a stuffed bunny and that will be very dandy
Daddy and Mommy I fell and skinned my legs
Let everyone drink but I am way too young for brandy
Better watch out I am too young to drink and will see the feds.

...

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The Feds loomed, a shadow long,
· "Guilty," the verdict, a chilling song.

· Life in prison, the sentence decreed, 
· Attorney's plea, a desperate seed.

· But fate's cruel hand, a twisted game,
· Life behind bars, forever the same.

· Plea bargained hope, a fleeting sigh,
· Replaced by chains, beneath a somber sky.
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Punch him to the ground!
Run.
Take a photo.
Joking around
Don’t be seen by the police.
Hide
Run from the feds again
Don’t believe it.
No time
Feel alive
YEAH!
Run from the feds again
Alone in the crazy unknown
Not afraid
You won’t die
You’re too young
Tequila shot lying on the ground
Spilt
Cry of joy
Alone in the crazy unknown...

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Faking a heart attack
last July
was an event.
Even the feds were
marshaled for action.
Cow bells.
Whose got cowbells?

Words can’t harm you.
I’m restless.
Turn on the channel;
click on Oxford.
Turn up the volume;
Let’s play baseball.

About.
About what?
There’s a thriller.
Toot your horn.
Bring the station wagon
	around front.
Business as usual....

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wither
away not
to thee gifts reason

of art
wingless dove bestilled
on halfpace empyreal thy breast behooves
thee further

o'er yond clingiest fairgrounds
moor dawning flora
promising showboat sanctifying lightness
up from their beds and
to their feds and down
to their peds

all the same maternally presence clement
intimate cavernous fire claimants contest

a fleeting gesture
of unattainable love...

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Hunting wooly mammoths
Using flint sphears
Nearly getting killed by tusks
Fires cooking
Eating in our caves
Recording our lives

In the stone age !!

So simple
Sitting round-chilling by the fire
No worrying
No hurrying
Hanging with the fam
Got no time for the feds
Got no time for the teach

In the stone age !!

Love so deep
When he leaves
Hope so low
Fear so high
Yet love so deep

In the stone age !!!...

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When tax is due make sure that you pay 
Scarface didn't and got put away
For the feds they got wise
Took Capone by surprise
Alcatraz he went for a long stay.

So the moral of this limerick rhyme
Tax dodging is a serious crime
If you love prison life
And you wont miss your wife
Be prepared you'll go down for some time .




Written on 24th December 2018

For tax and finance limerick contest
Sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire.

( male )...

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I was off my meds
And bouncing off the walls
Cops showed up, Maybe the feds
Said they'd received many calls
Yelling at people I didn't like
Nothing was said back, Good choice
My confused anger did spike
I made sure everyone heard my voice
Cops want to give me a vacation
"If you come you better come deep"
"I will let you feel my frustration"
Some will be injured, Most will weep
When they blinked with hesitation
I pulled a Houdini, And away I did creep...

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