Short Fatty Poems

It is a hot day
Beautiful fatty things tickle me
Oh, Caterpillars!...

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chatty 
fatty

happy
chappie

jelly
belly 

caring 
sharing

funny
fella 


comp entry 24102016 1st go at footle...

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I'm fatty
I'm perspiring

A newborn child
crying and perspiring

It's for global warming! 



-Wednesday, May 29, 2019 Chattogram...

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Bossy fatty cat
is walking On the roof
Holding robbed chunky piece of meat

The snoopy fatty cat
like  greedy Politician
In our political bazaar...

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O, touch me not, leave me, I plead
For the safety of your own fatty butt
Like me, bear in mind, King David
He killed a giant, with a single shot...

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Stop hogging
The joint, you are not the
Only stoner in this room
Newbies! Newbies!
Ever so selfish!
Roll me a fatty newbie
So I can watch this movie...

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Fatty Who Became Batty

What we could call Trump is fatty;
His character appears to be catty;
Always meant,
To be hell bent;
Is door nob who did become batty.

Jim Horn...

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dusty was the scale, under the bathroom sink
all it needed to work, were two bare feet
 and it would tell the tale 
 and tell the tale true 
a bit portly, bending over just to see...

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yes my mouth is too big,
id eat a little pig,
me a glutton 'i'm surmising,
elastic pants keep out the angst,
and the pork   is multiplying,
.....just call me fatty, hog trotter:}

Don...

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My fatty neighbour two hours in a day
Trying to burn excess kilocalories.
I always advise him- " No worries,
There is for burning much better way.
But best of all, no doubt-crematoriums"....

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Heart Throb

I slurped at the buttery sauce.
It dribbled corner to corner.
I said “Serve it at bed
With fatty pork and bread-
And hide it from the coroner!”



8/29/2020
edited 9/02/2020...

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Gideon’s huge, but he is no fatty;
walked at ten months, a strapping young laddie.
Though he’s happy and grins,
I’m so sorry for him;
everyone says he looks like Big Daddy!
...

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Combing bald; thorny teeth direct the louse
On the table moves in time long tail mouse
Anti dandruff calls me
Wig cut by mice fatty 
“No need shampoo” remind the webcam shows



-December 23, 2018 Chattogram...

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I once met a girl from Niagara   
who made a great pate de foi gras
with fatty goose liver
and truffles, a sliver; 
and a whole spoonful of Viagara.  



Entered in David Williams' contest, 
'My Favorite Dish' for February 12, 2012....

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Fatty tissue scares me
Far, far more than it should.
Flat body seems like the
Fastest way to meet girls.
Five days a week I starve
For some girl I don't know -
Faith I have put in thin!

Sept. 23, 2916
For contest Pleiades F...

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Pat a cake pat a cake baker man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Hurry up fatty I’ve not got all day
With service like this you expect me to pay?
It hasn’t been pricked or marked with a “B”
Now how can I give that to baby for tea?...

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As Chubs Run

Chubs run like marathon winners
Laden with potato sacks
Heavy legs, aching backs
Rolls of fatty flapping
Slap Slap slapping
Huffing to get thinner


***Susan Burch***
*Won 7th place in "Anagrammatically Speaking" contest...

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Catty

    Bratty

           Fatty

               Chatty

                       The wit of a catty bratty gal

                       undid my poor fatty chatty pal.


Jan. 22, 2017 for the "Write Me a Tyburn" Contest of  Kim Rodrigues...

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I
am the
short, scrawny
girl who hides out
on the cliff looking
back with envy at World
who always delicately
fed themselves with golden spoons with
serving processed foods- steamed and fatty.
They don't know I'm like rat stealing their trash....

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There is fur on my hat
because it was sat 
on and made flat
by my large, fatty cat.
Now I can't wear my hat-
not with it like that!
Not with fur on my hat,
that is wrinkled and splat flat.
I don't want to wear a hat
that is dirty and frowned at....

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Fatty deposits
called CELLULITE mostly plague
the pelvic region

Beg your pardon sir?
Oh, I see! It’s CELLULAR
Let’s try this again…

Fatty deposits
called CELLULAR mostly plague
the pelvic region


For the 'Cellular Reality' contest sponsored by Marvin Celestial...

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Pig and Moles

                  I noticed a fatty pig
                  to take a broad spade to dig
                     three tiny round holes'            
                     for three cute mute moles
                 playing with balls small and big.

   02/21.16...

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Hey! How come you're using my Banderella cook?
                      It's mine now. I found him in my wife Liza’s nook
                                           Finders keepers,
                                           Losers weepers.
                   Use tenterhooks and cook your fatty goose in  gook....

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Poison the water supply 
And infect the crops with pesticides 
Everyone dies 
Doesn't matter if you smoke
Or liquor drink
Diet on sugar or fatty food
The healthy die like every other
Person who has lived a life of excess 
They just leave a better looking carcass 
And cleaner organ's 
If they chose to donate...

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Santa can't shimmy down chimneys no more.
"My belly won't fit through the flue," he swore!
The reindeer hid a smirk
When Santa went berserk
Fatty Claus will have to sneak in the door



November 26, 2022
A Funny Christmas/December Holiday Limerick 
A Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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