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Santa Can'T Shimmy No More

Santa can't shimmy down chimneys no more.
"My belly won't fit through the flue," he swore!
The reindeer hid a smirk
When Santa went berserk
Fatty Claus will have to sneak in the door



November 26, 2022
A Funny Christmas/December Holiday Limerick 
A Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/8/2022 11:59:00 AM

If only Santa would share his cookies. Congratulations, Jenna!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/4/2022 2:32:00 PM

very cute, Jenna . Big congrats on the win

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/5/2022 4:59:00 AM

Thanks a bunch. Andrea.

Terry Flood

Date: 12/4/2022 11:05:00 AM

Congrats on your win, Jenna. I suppose with fewer roof top visits Santa might as well by a truck. Terry

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/5/2022 4:58:00 AM

Hmmm Food for thought, Terry. Thanks!

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/4/2022 7:07:00 AM

LOL. Cute one Jenna. Congratulations on your win! :)

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/4/2022 7:10:00 AM

Thanks, Linda.

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/3/2022 4:55:00 PM

Lol! A charming and witty limerick, Jenna! Great imagery and title too. I love the reindeer smirking at Santa’s dilemma hehe.. Congratulations for your excellent win in Tania’s contest. Warmest wishes for a happy Holiday seas season.. ~Susan

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/4/2022 7:10:00 AM

Thanks so much, Susan, and I hope your holidays are blessed with happiness.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/3/2022 3:29:00 PM

Jenna, congratulations on your winning placement, very cute and funny!

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/4/2022 7:09:00 AM

Thanks for the placement, Tania!

Mike Gentile

Date: 11/27/2022 6:29:00 AM

So cute Jenna, too many cookies, i guess! A great entry for he contest, Best of luck xxoo

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/4/2022 7:09:00 AM

Thanks, Mike.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/26/2022 11:29:00 AM

Delightful, imaginative, and...rather factual, if I might say, Jenna. Everyone I know seems to be trying to lose a few pounds!

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/4/2022 7:08:00 AM

Thank you, Milt.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/26/2022 9:09:00 AM

No sympathy from me, he's had a year to lose the flab lol. Good luck Jenna. Tom

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/26/2022 9:56:00 AM

LOL Santa likes his cookies a bit too much. He should stick to white milk and give up the chocolate! Thanks, so much, Tom, and I'd be smirking like the reindeer, too!