Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

Santa Can'T Shimmy No More

Santa can't shimmy down chimneys no more.
"My belly won't fit through the flue," he swore!
The reindeer hid a smirk
When Santa went berserk
Fatty Claus will have to sneak in the door



November 26, 2022
A Funny Christmas/December Holiday Limerick 
A Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Kim Rodrigues December 8, 2022 at 11:59 AM If only Santa would share his cookies. Congratulations, Jenna!

Andrea Dietrich December 4, 2022 at 2:32 PM very cute, Jenna . Big congrats on the win Jenna Logan December 5, 2022 at 4:59 AM Thanks a bunch. Andrea.

Terry Flood December 4, 2022 at 11:05 AM Congrats on your win, Jenna. I suppose with fewer roof top visits Santa might as well by a truck. Terry Jenna Logan December 5, 2022 at 4:58 AM Hmmm Food for thought, Terry. Thanks!

Linda Alice Fowler December 4, 2022 at 7:07 AM LOL. Cute one Jenna. Congratulations on your win! :) Jenna Logan December 4, 2022 at 7:10 AM Thanks, Linda.

Susan Ashley December 3, 2022 at 4:55 PM Lol! A charming and witty limerick, Jenna! Great imagery and title too. I love the reindeer smirking at Santa’s dilemma hehe.. Congratulations for your excellent win in Tania’s contest. Warmest wishes for a happy Holiday seas season.. ~Susan Jenna Logan December 4, 2022 at 7:10 AM Thanks so much, Susan, and I hope your holidays are blessed with happiness.

Tania Kitchin December 3, 2022 at 3:29 PM Jenna, congratulations on your winning placement, very cute and funny! Jenna Logan December 4, 2022 at 7:09 AM Thanks for the placement, Tania!

Mike Gentile November 27, 2022 at 6:29 AM So cute Jenna, too many cookies, i guess! A great entry for he contest, Best of luck xxoo Jenna Logan December 4, 2022 at 7:09 AM Thanks, Mike.

L Milton Hankins November 26, 2022 at 11:29 AM Delightful, imaginative, and...rather factual, if I might say, Jenna. Everyone I know seems to be trying to lose a few pounds! Jenna Logan December 4, 2022 at 7:08 AM Thank you, Milt.

Tom Cunningham November 26, 2022 at 9:09 AM No sympathy from me, he's had a year to lose the flab lol. Good luck Jenna. Tom Jenna Logan November 26, 2022 at 9:56 AM LOL Santa likes his cookies a bit too much. He should stick to white milk and give up the chocolate! Thanks, so much, Tom, and I'd be smirking like the reindeer, too!

Stephan McBride November 26, 2022 at 8:35 AM I love this and the picture cracks me up, : ) Jenna Logan November 26, 2022 at 8:38 AM Thanks, Stephan.