Short Fanny Poems

Elevator ride,
a putrid smell, I assume,
someone's fanny fumes....

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The priest of Our Lady of Grace
Is known to prefer a French face
But an English fanny
At the Hootenanny
Has just been awarded First Place...

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I went to the doctor with crabs
He gave me 380 jabs
To preserve your manly
Stay away from the fanny
Or your bits will be nothing but scabs...

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Tanned furs and leines clothe their hairy backs.
Hoard of mead guzzling men eat turkey legs for snacks….
in skirts and medieval fanny packs....

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feisty flamboyant frenzied fanny
genuine genuflects to her granny
many of us yell whoa
for this means she is also
now neglecting nefarious nanny...

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He was weird funny 
He proclaimed to be president of many 
People laughed at him 
Saying it was just a whim
He lost his mind, now he is called president fanny...

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There once was a waiter named Danny
Who thought that he had a cute fanny
So he switched for his tip
And he wiggled his hip
The tip that he got was uncanny!...

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I'm a bad boy, and it is uncanny 
How I always get hit on my fanny. 
If I could get my paws...
What I mean, Santa Claus - 
I wish Julie Andrews for my nanny....

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There once was a woman named Annie
Who had an incredible fanny
Because of its size
They couldn't surmise
Whether it was a nook or a cranny


John G. Lawless
4/20/2020...

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Of all the things I loved ‘bout Annie
And there was much more to like than not
Besides the fact she had a fine fanny 
I liked that Annie laughed a lot!!
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Route 66ish No 17

John, a young guy from Miami
Had legs just a little bit gammy,
He would quite often fall
When he shopped in the mall
And land with a 'whomp' on his fanny!...

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A bucking mare that was named Annie 
Liked kicking at each nook and cranny.
Since Young William was brave 
He then mounted this nave,
Annie's hoof was found stuck in his fanny!...

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there was a young lady named Fanny
who expected to marry her fiancé Danny
she found him one day
kissing young Fay
and kicked his butt from Dublin to Killarney
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One cute photo in my family frame,
That's my bro sam.
In our childhood we have played game,
Some outdoor and some indoor game.
He is foody and eating jam ,
Looking fanny my bro sam....

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This love,unconsummated,is left
upon our lips.in poems few,
sweet words of passion,bereft-
contenetment,neither knew


Bright Star -Story of Fanny Brawne&John Keats see the movie for more...

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Someone can call you "  rebel "
            Which is his " her" new label 
As you are not  under his " her" control
Then he " she" turns to be your new patrol,
That consumes much petrol....

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I sometimes wonder who was there
the day Shakespeare finished writing King Lear.
Was he at home with his Annie?
Or was he drunk off his fanny
in the Tabard Inn, stroking the dark lady's hair?
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A crook that liked to search every nook and cranny
In the process he would pinch every women’s fanny
He was shocked one day 
And gave it up straight away
When he found his granny was rather manly...

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Whoa back Lucy, hang on to your panties
Ya gots to take care, you're one of the dandies
You're famous, my dear
Had quite a career
But ya better slow down, don't overwork your fanny...

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Freakish Fanny fled fine Finland
For far-fetched Formosa fields,
Forsaking fantastic fiords forever
Forfeiting flourishing forests,
Frigid fertile farmland, festivals
Forgetting feared future fighting.

written January 22, 2022...

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FANCY FRANCIE, FREQUENTLY FRANTICALLY
FREES FUNNY FASCINATING FARTS
FROM HER FAT FANNY
IF FRANTICALLY FASCINATING
FAT FREE FARTS ARE FREQUENTLY FUNNY
THEN WHAT MAKES FRANCiES FANNY FANCY








FOR DEBORAH GUZZI TONGUE TWISTERS...

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Upon this very merry Christmas night,
Mrs. Claus has reason to be uptight, 
   Not Rudolph’s nose that’s red,
   But Mr. Claus’s instead,
He rides slopes in sleigh with Miss Fanny Bright!

For Christmas Contest
Sponsored by Francine Roberts...

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An Unwashed Handkerchief

Stanky 
Hanky

Prison Noise

Slammer
clamor

Construction Noise

Hammer
Clamor

Bad English

Gringo 
Lingo

Seen in the Buff

Granny
Fanny

April 20, 2022
For A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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With a passion that exudes
Madam Fanny is no prude 
She's oodles of cash
A Blue tube news flash
"Fanny goes lewd when denude"

Madam Fanny's new costume
Is nothing more than perfume
In all honesty
That's not modesty 
Though they loved her in Khartoum...

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An overweight lady named Annie
Has got an absurdly large fanny
Since she boarded a plane
That is destined for Spain
She's wedged in the seat in Miami!

Thanks to Andrea for helping me with the meter for this one

Jan Allison
12th April 2016...

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