Crime Does Not Pay

A crook that liked to search every nook and cranny
In the process he would pinch every women’s fanny
He was shocked one day 
And gave it up straight away
When he found his granny was rather manly
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Cooper Avatar
April 20, 2011 at 9:26 AM
okay now I will never see my grandma in the same light again! great write I so need a good snort now and again
Dietrich Avatar
January 21, 2011 at 9:51 AM
hahaha, another good ending limerick here.
Kendrick Avatar
January 15, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Interesting..Sara
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