Crabs

I went to the doctor with crabs
He gave me 380 jabs
To preserve your manly
Stay away from the fanny
Or your bits will be nothing but scabs
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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November 22, 2013 at 12:36 PM
Lol, hope all is back to its existing state... Sidney, <--- love the name:) nice seeing you for the first time in ages. ~:) Hugs* SKAT
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August 30, 2010 at 11:15 AM
I am gonna have to give you a poetry citation...3 bits...LOL
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August 29, 2010 at 10:15 PM
:) Funny limerick, Sidney! You should have entered this one in the Doctor Phobia contest. Love, Carolyn
Neels Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 8:38 PM
Ai jai jai, bet those jabs were enough motivation to stay clear of the area hehe
A   Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 7:45 PM
ouch lol, funny one, enjoyed..P.D.
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August 29, 2010 at 7:43 PM
OH Sidney.. u ae at it again but I LUV it..my friend.. enjoyed your Limerick on a dread disease of the sexual orientation..luv..
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