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Christmas Limerick

Upon this very merry Christmas night,
Mrs. Claus has reason to be uptight, 
   Not Rudolph’s nose that’s red,
   But Mr. Claus’s instead,
He rides slopes in sleigh with Miss Fanny Bright!

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Andrea Dietrich

December 6, 2010 at 9:12 PM

Hey, congatulations, john. Glad to see you on this list!

Sharon Ruebel

December 6, 2010 at 1:44 PM

Hello John, This is wonderful, made me happy and I had to laugh out loud.... Congratulations on your contest win As Always, Shar

Carol Sunshine Brown

December 6, 2010 at 11:22 AM

Congratulations on your win in Francine's "Christmas" contest John. Love, Carol

Tahera Mannan

December 5, 2010 at 8:23 PM

Many congrats on this win Moses. Hahaha really funny.

Sara Kendrick

December 5, 2010 at 5:06 PM

Congratulations on your win..Sara

Michael J. Falotico

December 5, 2010 at 5:12 AM

Congrats on your successs in Francine's first contest...well done my friend

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

December 5, 2010 at 4:42 AM

Congrats Moses on your big win in Francine's contest with this delightful Limerick entry my friend.. bravo to u on another top spot win ..enjoy with luv..

Carolyn Devonshire

December 4, 2010 at 4:36 PM

An awesome poem, John. So happy to see you in the winners' circle. Congratulations! Love, Carolyn

Carrie Richards

December 4, 2010 at 3:49 PM

Oh...that naughty Mr. Claus..... what a fun limerick, John....you made me laugh!! ~ Congratulations on your win! :)

Francine Roberts

December 4, 2010 at 2:52 PM

it was very funny, thank you for supporting my contest John and congrats on your 8th place win

Andrea Dietrich

December 2, 2010 at 8:42 PM

I thought you were gonna say he was driving while drinking! Very cute one, john. Best of luck in this fun contest. LUv, Andrea

Sheri Fresonke Harper

December 2, 2010 at 9:28 AM

Lol, uh-oh, naughty, naughty Santa, enjoyed this:)

Eamon Duffin

December 2, 2010 at 8:30 AM

Hi John. What a ray of sunshine on a winters day. Thanks for sharing this . Best of luck in the contest and thanks for your kind comments. Eamon

Doris Culverhouse

December 2, 2010 at 5:46 AM

Shame on santa.... he is a naughty boy...lol

Dr.Ram Mehta

December 2, 2010 at 5:34 AM

What a hilarious, frolicsome and full of humorous images yiou have penned in this write. Good luck in the contest, John

Joe Maverick

December 1, 2010 at 6:18 PM

a cheerfull write for the season Jhon, by the way thank you for telling me i had a honourable mention in Dr Rams contest.

Sara Kendrick

December 1, 2010 at 5:40 PM

Cute..I wonder what had happened to her..I had not heard from her in years..Sara

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

December 1, 2010 at 12:42 PM

Oh too funny Moses.. a delightful piece and entry for Francine's first contest luv.. good luck my friend.. my entry is "CELEBRATION" ..and wishing Francine all the best her first time sponsoring luv..

Carolyn Devonshire

December 1, 2010 at 11:58 AM

What a delight that recalls the old Christmas tune about "Fanny Bright," John!! Definitely a favorite for me. Hope you've entered this one in Francine's contest. Love and blessings, Carolyn

Carol Sunshine Brown

December 1, 2010 at 11:28 AM

We are having our first laying snowfall this morning in Springfield,Ohio. December 1,2010 what a way to enter this month. It is absolutely beautiful and finds me in good spirits. I have enjoyed reading your poetry this morning John. Looking forward to reading more. Have a wonderful day. Love, Carol