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She's Not Leaving On a Jet Plane

An overweight lady named Annie
Has got an absurdly large fanny
Since she boarded a plane
That is destined for Spain
She's wedged in the seat in Miami!

Thanks to Andrea for helping me with the meter for this one

Jan Allison
12th April 2016

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Jack Ellison Date: 4/13/2016 6:41:00 AM You sure have this limericky thing down pat... kudos! Love, Bro xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2016 6:43:00 AM Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

David De La Croes Date: 4/13/2016 4:50:00 AM I think I have have written only one limerick (being of the serious kind), but I really enjoy your bringing to the fore the laughter of life, Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2016 4:52:00 AM I love to write with humour David and am now working on a book of my funny poems - no matter what traumas are going on in my life I do like to try and make people smile:-) hugs jan xx

Umnewa Brett Somers Formerly Winkofheart Date: 4/13/2016 12:27:00 AM Thanks for getting me to laugh today. ;)Brett Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2016 3:52:00 AM My pleasure Brett, if I can brighten someone's day with my poem then my job is done:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 4/12/2016 5:38:00 PM LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2016 5:40:00 PM :-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/12/2016 4:49:00 PM oh man, I realized I had put a similar comment on someone's poem and needed to delete the second comment (can't believe I did not remember I saw his poem just the other day), so I went to do it and deleted the comment to YOU instead. I think I said YAYYYY, I really love this one. It's a fave, Jan. That part should not be deleted!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2016 4:52:00 PM LOL thanks for your help with the meter and flow - reducing the main lines from 10 to 9 syllables has made it perfect :-) You are so generous with your time and giving of your expertise and I can only thank you for helping make me the poet I am today:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Quigley Date: 4/12/2016 2:56:00 PM Funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2016 3:11:00 PM Thanks Tom glad I made you smile :-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 4/12/2016 12:14:00 PM - Thanks for always gives me a smile ......... I can clearly see this image, Jan :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2016 12:15:00 PM Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 4/12/2016 11:08:00 AM Hope your seat wasn't next to hers...lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2016 11:50:00 AM OMG Tim my 'smell chequer' wasn't working then lol:-) hugs jan xx Tim Smith Date: 4/12/2016 11:17:00 AM or proposition....lol Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2016 11:15:00 AM LOL Tim - the thought of being on a jumbo jet next to a jumbo sized person is not an attractive proposition lol:-)hugs jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 4/12/2016 8:46:00 AM Funny as always Jan. You make my mornings have laughter :) hugs xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2016 8:50:00 AM Thanks Cas:-) This was written based on a comment Andrea made to me about fannies lol:-)hugs Jan xx