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SHE'S NOT LEAVING ON A JET PLANE

An overweight lady named Annie Has got an absurdly large fanny Since she boarded a plane That is destined for Spain She's wedged in the seat in Miami! Thanks to Andrea for helping me with the meter for this one Jan Allison 12th April 2016

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Date: 4/13/2016 11:51:00 PM
Lol. Brilliant, Jan. Apart from being so very funny, the meter makes the limerick flow very well (something I can learn from). #7. T.J
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/14/2016 1:55:00 AM
Andrea helped me with the meter I couldn't get it spot on as my original lines were 10 syllables she helped tweak it to 9:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/13/2016 6:41:00 AM
You sure have this limericky thing down pat... kudos! Love, Bro xxx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/13/2016 6:43:00 AM
Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/13/2016 4:50:00 AM
I think I have have written only one limerick (being of the serious kind), but I really enjoy your bringing to the fore the laughter of life, Jan
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/13/2016 4:52:00 AM
I love to write with humour David and am now working on a book of my funny poems - no matter what traumas are going on in my life I do like to try and make people smile:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/13/2016 12:27:00 AM
Thanks for getting me to laugh today. ;)Brett
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Date: 4/13/2016 3:52:00 AM
My pleasure Brett, if I can brighten someone's day with my poem then my job is done:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/12/2016 5:38:00 PM
LOL
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2016 5:40:00 PM
:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/12/2016 4:49:00 PM
oh man, I realized I had put a similar comment on someone's poem and needed to delete the second comment (can't believe I did not remember I saw his poem just the other day), so I went to do it and deleted the comment to YOU instead. I think I said YAYYYY, I really love this one. It's a fave, Jan. That part should not be deleted!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2016 4:52:00 PM
LOL thanks for your help with the meter and flow - reducing the main lines from 10 to 9 syllables has made it perfect :-) You are so generous with your time and giving of your expertise and I can only thank you for helping make me the poet I am today:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/12/2016 2:56:00 PM
Funny!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2016 3:11:00 PM
Thanks Tom glad I made you smile :-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/12/2016 12:14:00 PM
- Thanks for always gives me a smile ......... I can clearly see this image, Jan :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2016 12:15:00 PM
Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/12/2016 11:08:00 AM
Hope your seat wasn't next to hers...lol
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2016 11:50:00 AM
OMG Tim my 'smell chequer' wasn't working then lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 4/12/2016 11:17:00 AM
or proposition....lol
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2016 11:15:00 AM
LOL Tim - the thought of being on a jumbo jet next to a jumbo sized person is not an attractive proposition lol:-)hugs jan xx
Date: 4/12/2016 8:46:00 AM
Funny as always Jan. You make my mornings have laughter :) hugs xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2016 8:50:00 AM
Thanks Cas:-) This was written based on a comment Andrea made to me about fannies lol:-)hugs Jan xx