Short Emissions Poems

A
steel-blue
morning sky-
emissions coast
by...

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Carbon emissions
Despair melting permafrost
Extinction is nigh...

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Modern day charioteer
Segways are easy to steer
No emissions here...

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Fantasy challenge
Undocumented hand sport
Emissions exhaust!!!
Using balls and club
Causing eruption in space.
Bringing forth sweet cream!!...

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Increased carbon dioxide emissions
  Fuel catastrophic climate premonitions

Though reductions based on volition
  Are toasted with suspicion...

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Climate Change Envoy
Haiku: Tom’s opinion
10/31/2021

Eighty five Limos;
reduced emissions meeting;
bunch of Hypocrites!
...

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emissions of the thunder’s cry
& the rains erupt at dawn –
our drumming sky
drops new honey droplets 
of hope & the seventh heaven
mixing with the cock-crow....

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   An egg is full of nutrition 
   To eat it is what I am wishin’
     Too much cholesterol?
     To hell with ya’ all 
   No yolk ~ no unwelcome emissions
...

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Spheroid Rainbows.
Delicate,"Do not Touch"
Floating through emissions,
Of dirt and car exhaust.
A bubble family on an outing.
Performing acrobatics,
In the summer air....

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Al Gore Jr. set out to save the world
His plan to stop climate change, he unfurled --
   But since stopping emissions
   Depends on politicians --
He's selling motorized scooters instead...

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Another happy day says, Happy Old Jack,
My giggles each day, sure add up to a stack
I'm a happy burrito
Filling my beano
With joyous emissions till my last whack at the cat...

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                                               poo technology
                                      removes the gas emissions -
                                            smells as chocolate...

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Our dog is sawing logs loudly
so many deep groans as she lets off gas
they smell like charcoal emissions
She is getting older, her snores are shaking the house
I wish we could bottle her emissions and run our car on them...

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As I ascend the stairs to my waiting boudoir
I expel these loud gaseous emissions just like a car
Is it the rarefied atmosphere
More likely what I ate I do fear
Must lay off the beans, it smells like an abattoir...

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Beethoven's Ode to Lims is heralded in these here parts
Starts with a symphonic chorus of ear shattering big farts
But odorous emissions
Require city permission
Must have legislative approval to exhibit such art...

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As I ascend the stairs to my waiting boudoir
I expel these loud gaseous emissions just like a car
Is it the rarefied atmosphere
More likely what I eat I fear
Must lay off the beans, it smells like an abattoir


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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We are of a generation that 
never grew up, but which 
now has now grown old.
Our dreams of a bright
future for those who 
follow, have corroded
into a present tarnished
by dreams of avarice and 
poisoned by our emissions
as we now play hide
and seek with a virus....

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I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow.
Spinach is all I eat now.
That silly green grass
is a thing of the past,
for a new wind is blowing this hour.
To methane reduction all power!
If you're a cow too,
show assent by a moo.

Comment:
What could be odder
than this switch to new fodder?...

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Sun tendrils snake and breath emissions break and echo
invading the new born morn
Staring through closed eyes the shadow sun
burned upon the brain
Thoughts collecting mid pause
taste the mist upon my skin
Those death hours
were stillness awaits its demise
and being alone feels like a lie...

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First to the moon
     first to Mars
   We use AI
     to drive our cars

   Carbon-free emissions
     stockpile of munitions
   Our nation's a superpower
     the world, ours to devour

   Before we strike
     here's what we're like ~
   Execrable, ruthless
     wicked, truthless...

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Holy climate change, Batman
  Galloping glacier melt, Robin
Rising seas and floodwaters, Batman
  Coastal towns underground, Robin

Cavalier carbon emissions, Batman
  Clueless coal mine re-openings, Robin
Tons of trapped atmospheric pollutants, Batman
  Anti-intellectual animadversion against science, Robin...

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Silly scientists have captured 328 human breath samples. Analysis of the samples shows this gastric exhaust contains methane. Alarmed, the silly scientists say "stop breathing, or start eating a healthy diet of bugs." Silly scientists have not yet studied the emissions of human farting and its effect on Global warming....

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in the caves
of white salt
we are breathing
our bronchioles
are opening
translucent
crystals of the
abandoned sea
we are maturing
sprinkling blue light
of the spectrum
amplified light
we are seeing now
stimulated emissions
unknown shiftings
beyond the spectrum
i am hearing
dust of the polluted ocean
we are powerful...

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Time of year to be merry and jolly
mistletoe and holly
Holy submissions 
we believe are boll....
crackers we pull
and jokes oh so dreadful
lying to children
a month of bull
presents we give
receipts we seek
eating so much we fall a sleep
and on Christmas Day evening
families walk the streets
because Christmas lunch emissions can really reek...

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Winter came.
All of a sudden.
February 2019.

Snow, snow, snow
Rarely seen in Vancouver.

But it happens.
Snow comes
As though Mother Nature
Is enraged
By man's uncaring soul.

Uncaring to ecology,
Uncaring to emissions
That kill all of nature.

Winter, white winter,
Snow falling.
Beautiful but bitter,
Bitter cold, minus 8 centigrade....

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