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As I ascend the stairs to my waiting boudoir I expel these loud gaseous emissions just like a car Is it the rarefied atmosphere More likely what I ate I do fear Must lay off the beans, it smells like an abattoir

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 1/24/2017 9:40:00 AM
Jack, I've been told if you eat fruit cocktail, they'll smell like tutti frutti. Or if you eat pineapple, you can play hawaiian music.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/24/2017 2:41:00 PM
LOL Love your humour...
Date: 1/24/2017 8:00:00 AM
Hadda google that word abattoir//I thought it would rhyme with choir//watta ya know//it isn't so//but Jackson, you still inspire! FART ON JACKSON!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/24/2017 2:38:00 PM
Aha... one up on ya... as smelly as it is!!! LOL I'M A-FARTING!!!
Date: 1/24/2017 7:32:00 AM
ha ha ha I do love a good farty poem and this is a great example lol:-) to the Brits a Trump is another name for a fart ... President fart now reigns lol:-( hugs Jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/24/2017 2:40:00 PM
LOL Very appropriate!!! Love, Brother Jack xxx

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