Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Beethoven's Ode To Lims

Beethoven's Ode to Lims is heralded in these here parts
Starts with a symphonic chorus of ear shattering big farts
But odorous emissions
Require city permission
Must have legislative approval to exhibit such art

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 23, 2018 at 7:36 AM I'm a huge fan of the maestro, not so much the gas flow, though I admit the crescendo does induce one to let go ;) me, I have to wear waterproof mascara attending the orchestra when they're playing the 9th, it's the tears that flow. xomo! <3 Jack Ellison February 23, 2018 at 7:45 AM I'm with you on this one!!!!!!! I would say the greatest emotional and uplifting composition ever written bar none!!! Love, Happy Jack xoxox

Silent One February 23, 2018 at 6:51 AM Jack is the Beethoven of farting, the right moment he is always plotting. He does not care, if you are unaware. Releases bombs, whilst you're partying! Jack Ellison February 23, 2018 at 7:05 AM A classic symphonic explosion of pure (?) artistic expression!!!

Silent One February 23, 2018 at 6:48 AM Hahaha.. i dont think he would be happy with that... Jack Ellison February 23, 2018 at 7:03 AM Beethoven's 9th... I mean the real one... an all time classic!!!

Tom Cunningham February 23, 2018 at 5:27 AM Code red, code red, gasmasks on haha. Jack Ellison February 23, 2018 at 5:36 AM LOL Code BROWN!!!