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Beethoven's Ode To Lims

Beethoven's Ode to Lims is heralded in these here parts Starts with a symphonic chorus of ear shattering big farts But odorous emissions Require city permission Must have legislative approval to exhibit such art

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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 2/23/2018 7:36:00 AM

I'm a huge fan of the maestro, not so much the gas flow, though I admit the crescendo does induce one to let go ;) me, I have to wear waterproof mascara attending the orchestra when they're playing the 9th, it's the tears that flow. xomo! <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/23/2018 7:45:00 AM

I'm with you on this one!!!!!!! I would say the greatest emotional and uplifting composition ever written bar none!!! Love, Happy Jack xoxox

Silent One

Date: 2/23/2018 6:51:00 AM

Jack is the Beethoven of farting, the right moment he is always plotting. He does not care, if you are unaware. Releases bombs, whilst you're partying!

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/23/2018 7:05:00 AM

A classic symphonic explosion of pure (?) artistic expression!!!

Silent One

Date: 2/23/2018 6:48:00 AM

Hahaha.. i dont think he would be happy with that...

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/23/2018 7:03:00 AM

Beethoven's 9th... I mean the real one... an all time classic!!!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/23/2018 5:27:00 AM

Code red, code red, gasmasks on haha.

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/23/2018 5:36:00 AM

LOL Code BROWN!!!