Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

My Last Whack At the Cat

Another happy day says, Happy Old Jack,
My giggles each day, sure add up to a stack
I'm a happy burrito
Filling my beano
With joyous emissions till my last whack at the cat

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Maria Williams March 27, 2018 at 10:54 PM Jack, looks like you're getting some competition from Tom I see. The more the merrier. Spread the laughs, you are both doing a great job, but don't whack the cat pleeeese...Maria xox Jack Ellison March 28, 2018 at 6:41 AM Yes!!! Thomas is challenging me eh!!! Love the guy... I wish him good luck! Love, Happy Jack XOX

Evie Cw March 27, 2018 at 2:43 PM Hahaha!! Sure made me giggle like an old fiddle. Now I'm going to try limericks, Happy Jack will post later today. LOL// XOX Jack Ellison March 27, 2018 at 4:05 PM I shall meander by, Evie, my love!!! Well, fiddle de dee! Love, Happy Jack XOX

Silent One March 27, 2018 at 2:02 PM Why would you hit your cat? Naughty boy... Lol Jack Ellison March 27, 2018 at 4:07 PM Coz it rhymes... silly man!!! lol

Tom Cunningham March 27, 2018 at 10:01 AM Ol' happy jack he had nine lives /in His harem he had nine wives/they'd chuckle and giggle /with jack in the middle/tickling his fancy till it thrives/ Jack Ellison March 27, 2018 at 12:00 PM Absolutely love having my fancy tickled... have you tried it? It buckles your hoo-ha among other things!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart March 27, 2018 at 8:10 AM I love this one Jack! Giggles galore <3 Jack Ellison March 27, 2018 at 8:37 AM My last whack is a long way off... METHINKS!!! LOL XOX dear Mo!!!