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My Last Whack At the Cat

Another happy day says, Happy Old Jack, My giggles each day, sure add up to a stack I'm a happy burrito Filling my beano With joyous emissions till my last whack at the cat

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Maria Williams

Date: 3/27/2018 10:54:00 PM

Jack, looks like you're getting some competition from Tom I see. The more the merrier. Spread the laughs, you are both doing a great job, but don't whack the cat pleeeese...Maria xox

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/28/2018 6:41:00 AM

Yes!!! Thomas is challenging me eh!!! Love the guy... I wish him good luck! Love, Happy Jack XOX

Evie Cw

Date: 3/27/2018 2:43:00 PM

Hahaha!! Sure made me giggle like an old fiddle. Now I'm going to try limericks, Happy Jack will post later today. LOL// XOX

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 4:05:00 PM

I shall meander by, Evie, my love!!! Well, fiddle de dee! Love, Happy Jack XOX

Silent One

Date: 3/27/2018 2:02:00 PM

Why would you hit your cat? Naughty boy... Lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 4:07:00 PM

Coz it rhymes... silly man!!! lol

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/27/2018 10:01:00 AM

Ol' happy jack he had nine lives /in His harem he had nine wives/they'd chuckle and giggle /with jack in the middle/tickling his fancy till it thrives/

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 12:00:00 PM

Absolutely love having my fancy tickled... have you tried it? It buckles your hoo-ha among other things!!!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 3/27/2018 8:10:00 AM

I love this one Jack! Giggles galore <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/27/2018 8:37:00 AM

My last whack is a long way off... METHINKS!!! LOL XOX dear Mo!!!