Knee Jerk Reaction

I once had a Doc take some stitches Apparently not without glitches Because now when I sneeze I jerk at the knees And kick people in the britches

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 3/2/2012 9:34:00 PM
BOB..READING UP ON SOME OLD CONTEST* CONGRATULATIONS~ WITH YOUR AWESOME WIN! ;-)*always..pd
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Date: 1/12/2012 8:57:00 AM
I loved this, Congratulations!
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/12/2012 9:30:00 AM
Appreciate it Pokey
Date: 1/10/2012 5:46:00 AM
That's really great, you can imagine the thread all tied up inside!
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/10/2012 8:32:00 AM
Thanks Nick.
Date: 1/9/2012 11:07:00 PM
Congratulation again on your win, my friend. Loved and enjoyed your nice one. bl
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/10/2012 8:32:00 AM
Thank you bl
Date: 1/9/2012 7:13:00 AM
Bob congrats on your win..very funny..David
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/9/2012 8:57:00 AM
Thanks David
Date: 1/9/2012 6:57:00 AM
Congratulations Bob on your win in Gwen's "Sneezing Limerick" contest. Love, Carol
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/9/2012 8:57:00 AM
Thank you Carol
Date: 1/9/2012 6:17:00 AM
hahaloved the differing responses to this contest about a sneeze. Nice take on it Bob! enjoyed the chuckles
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/9/2012 8:58:00 AM
I enjoyed the diversity of entries myself.
Date: 1/8/2012 7:51:00 PM
Delightful limerick !!! Congrats on the win !!
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/8/2012 9:46:00 PM
Thank you Deb
Date: 1/8/2012 6:51:00 PM
Congrats Bob on your win!Enjoyed the humour very much.
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/8/2012 9:46:00 PM
Appreciate it Kash
Date: 1/8/2012 6:25:00 PM
Hi there Bob..I judged the first 2 rounds and then off to the ice cream parlor to read out loud with the other 2 judges. The more laffs, the higher the score...they loved this one..especially the male judge! Very creative, almost Laurel and Hardy like! Enjoyed! Congratulations...this was NO EASY FEAT! Gwendolen
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/8/2012 9:47:00 PM
Thanks for finding my limerick worthy. Glad you enjoyed.
Date: 1/5/2012 10:48:00 AM
I guess he had a little hickory nut crunch for his late lunch..Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by and letting me know that I placed in the contest..Sara
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/5/2012 5:09:00 PM
I guess you are right. Thanks Sara
Date: 1/1/2012 3:30:00 AM
Haha...this is really funny Bob.Wish you a very very happy New Year.
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Bob Quigley
Date: 1/1/2012 10:33:00 AM
Thank you Kash. Much appreciated
Date: 12/30/2011 6:29:00 AM
I love it! :} Best wishes in the contest!
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Bob Quigley
Date: 12/30/2011 8:34:00 AM
Thanks Pokey
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