Short Crummy Poems
Short Crummy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Crummy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Crummy by length and keyword.
Looks Misjudged
One grand diner
hear them bleats
crummy man enters....
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Categories:
crummy, people,
Form:
Senryu
Too Much Halloween (Revised) Footle
No Way
I Say
I Nag
BIG Bag
Dandy
Candy
Crummy
Tummy...
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Categories:
crummy, funny, holiday
Form:
Light Verse
Batter Bitter Birdie's Bum
Batter bitter birdie's bum
Fry the fritter for the chum
Peter's picky peaky tum
Tummy crummy dummy dum-dum...
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Categories:
crummy, fun,
Form:
Alliteration
Big Boobs
Before they become a mummy
Some girls may feel awful crummy
Morning sickness is real
But whatever they feel
At least they can see their tummy...
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Categories:
crummy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Channeling James Bond
There once was a timid young mummy
His attire incredibly crummy
He draped a dinner jacket
across his golden casket
Now the pretty ghouls are more chummy...
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Categories:
crummy, fun, funny, halloween, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Mummy's First Job
He pounded the pavement feeling crummy
his job outlook not very sunny
then he saw a sign
help wanted come inside
becoming a crash test mummy dummy.
10-22-17...
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Categories:
crummy, humor, work,
Form:
Limerick
Stung
Bob Bills married a lady for her money,
She left because he treated her crummy.
He yearned to play the field
But it had nothing to yield.
Now he has neither money nor a honey....
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Categories:
crummy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Robin's Song
Already longingly thinking about spring
Kinda early but winter's sure not my thing
Love warm and sunny
Not cold and crummy
Listen... listen... the robins do sing...
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Categories:
crummy, spring,
Form:
Limerick
My Food Preferences
Give me a taste of yellow butter please.
Not that crummy oleo or margarine.
I want homemade rolls not that store bought stuff.
And beef and noodles made by my mother.
Nothing else....
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Categories:
crummy, food,
Form:
Free verse
Bummed
BUMMED
Ann delivered peaches and plumbs.
Bob could only give Ann breadcrumbs.
Ann’s fruit very sweet.
Bob’s crummy crumbs cheat.
Why does Ann’s fruit only draw bums?
7/6/2017
Limerick...
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Categories:
crummy, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Doctor Liam Crummy
Our doctor's name is Dr. Liam Crummy
In Ireland, it's a common name but we find it funny
“Top 'o the morning”
Means “A good day coming”
Wish I was Irish, they're language is charming...
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Categories:
crummy, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Liam Crummy
Dr. Liam Crummy is my doctor's name
Don't laugh, in Ireland, it's a name of great fame
Men of all degrees
Waving sheleighlies
Chanting long live Ireland and Crummy's they proclaimed...
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Categories:
crummy, silly,
Form:
Limerick
The Robin's Song
Already longingly thinking about spring
Kinda early but winter's sure not my thing
Love warm and sunny
Not cold and crummy
Listen... listen... the robins do sing
© Jack Ellison 2016...
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Categories:
crummy, longing,
Form:
Limerick
Doctor Crummy
Acquired a new resident doctor recently
Unfortunately, his name is Doctor Liam CRUMMY legally
Must've been tough
More than enough
In his young years, must have endured ridicule frequently...
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Categories:
crummy, school,
Form:
Limerick
Crumb Cake
I've finally figured it out!
I really have!!
Why they call it crumb cake...
I should have known....
I was blind,
But now I see,
My wife Grace,
Told it to me!
Yes, It's amazing Grace...
Why it's called that...
It's because it tastes crummy..........
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Categories:
crummy, confusion, food, funny, song-wife,
Form:
Light Verse
Wacky Names
Here's some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy
Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny
If you want more here's others to avail
Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails
Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy...
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Categories:
crummy, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Embarrassment
The food tasted so very yummy
He crammed it all in his tummy
Soon he wanted to poo
But there was no loo
Had it before found a toilet crummy
Feb.16.2022
A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick
Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
crummy, cheer up, fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Wacky Names
Here are some wacky names, my doctor is Liam Crummy
Barb Dwyer, Seymour Legg, Stan Still, and Terri Bull, really funny
If you want more here's others to avail
Ima Kettle, Dan Druff, Rusty Nails
Can't imagine what their parents called their puppy...
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Categories:
crummy, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Kim
she said, she said
if you're ever on the southside
I give the best head
I don't know where I'm going
are you staying in this crummy pad?
I can work it with the best of them
hank is my best friend
maybe I will see you again
maybe I won't
gotta go see the man...
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Categories:
crummy, addiction, dedication, friend,
Form:
I do not know?
It's Time For a Funny
Hello Honey, are you feeling sunny
or another day of crummy?
Are you going to be grumpy
because your a little lumpy?
Your still my little hunky
because your always spunky.
I love you my sweet Honey
because your never a dummy!
For my sweet hubby T Reams...
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Categories:
crummy, cute love, for her, for him, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Glutton
The man waited for Thanksgiving Day,
To take part in an evening buffet
The food would be inviting
He felt his mouth watering
He stayed so impatient for Thursday
He found the food tasting so yummy
He crammed all he could in his tummy
He wanted to go for poo
But sad, nowhere was a loo
He ran up and down very crummy...
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Categories:
crummy, addiction, food, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Go Straight To Hell
(This is true)
Some women have rejected me because I don't have a lot of money.
They thought they were being smart but they were really being crummy.
I was shocked and appalled by their greed.
If you prick a man's skin, he will bleed.
I have something to say to those women and they better listen well.
What you did was wrong and you can all go straight to Hell....
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Categories:
crummy, angst, on writing and words, people, women,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Cyborg Cub, Heads Or Tails Comp
My curvy bouncy young mum bump
Of unjoy pump by punk guy jump
You wormy crony cuckoo cyborg of my numb womb grow
My ovum mock your wrong grown coup
Go mourn by of onyx orgy you grow
From crummy mob of gory cum you bourn
No cub run cry mummy for you my young unborn
No young curvy bouncy puppy boy by norm
Upon gun my coy gown for fun won
Now burn or bury my crow cow born...
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Categories:
crummy, childhood, funeral, mum,
Form:
Verse
Crumby
I mailed out home-baked cookies;
The recipients got crumbs.
Though really, when you bite a cookie,
That’s what it becomes.
It wasn’t my intention,
(I knew not what I was doing
When I wrapped and packed the cookies)
But I saved them all some chewing.
Now of course, the thought’s what matters
And the taste, I think, was yummy.
Still, despite all of my efforts,
I sent gifts considered crummy....
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Categories:
crummy, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Crumby
When you’re eating a cookie
Or pastry or cake
Or any sweet offering
Someone did bake
There are bound to be crumbs
On your plate left behind
(For the ones for whom finger-licks
Are too refined).
Though if crumbs fall from something
Delicious to taste,
It’s a shame to let tidbits
Like those go to waste.
Which is why I don’t get,
Since such morsels are yummy,
Why something not good
Is referred to as crummy.
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Categories:
crummy, word play,
Form:
Rhyme