Short Cholesterol Poems

Social artery.
A strong personality
sits like a blood clot....

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Control Can Cholesterol

Are you really real?
Imperial cereal,
Can control cholesterol.  

Jim Horn...

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‘ Your Cholesterol ’   11th Senryu



        Eat Some Cheerios
   Take for Your Cholesterol
… Real Good, Breakfast Food !...

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When moonlight soothes a poet's soul
Who thinks about cholesterol?
A tasty treat
Just can't be beat
For exercising self-control!...

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   An egg is full of nutrition 
   To eat it is what I am wishin’
     Too much cholesterol?
     To hell with ya’ all 
   No yolk ~ no unwelcome emissions
...

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He has had a very sweet tooth all of his life 
He even found himself a rather sweet wife
He’d eat cream cakes and all kinds of sweeties
Now he has high cholesterol and type 2 diabetes...

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all of the sugar
none of the carbohydrate
when she kisses me

all of the creamy
none of the cholesterol
when she kisses me

all of the tasty
nothing ends up ‘round my waist
except for her arms...

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For jimmy so loved bacon,
That he gave his only begotten cholesterol count,
That whosoever believeth they shall take his bacon,
Shall perish and enter the afterlife!
Amen

*for the "Show me the Funny" contest!*...

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Doc says you stay away
from ham and steak
and don't you ever touch
icecream and cake.

Well, have you seen cows
or pigs on their track
die of cholesterol-caused
heart attack?

Or a hive of nectar-drunk
honeybees
actually die of sweet
diabetes?...

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feast
necessary, nutritious
satisfying, fortifying, energizing
vitamins, minerals, cholesterol, trans fat
fattening, addicting, sickening
poisonous, toxic
famine

6/20/19

Sparkling Diamonds Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by: Joseph May...

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MacBeth's favorite meal was eating beef,
so when Scotland opened a McDonald's
he jumped with glee,
eating big macs and greasy fries everyday,
his bad cholesterol and clogged arteries had quite a field day,
eating an apple a day and visiting doctors didn't help,
till he finally succumbed one day to his MacDeath....

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In the morning, this is how I answer the call. 
I disregard the warning about cholesterol. 
Along with my steaming cup of coffee, 
I desire something that will appeal to me. 
This is what I want served on my breakfast plate:
A good helping of steak and eggs would be great.

Inspired by another member's poem.
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I will eat liver periodically despite doc's kvetch

   When I cease to function, upon my cold granite stone you may etch:

      "Too much cholesterol clogged the veins of this unfortunate wretch!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Tied for No. 5 in Dr. Ram's "Triplet" Contest - August 2011...

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I am tall, I am slender,
Light Green but not cucumber.
Have a snout, have a tail,
Found in market & even retail.

Packed with Vitamin C, K & Calcium,
I punch my weight in nutrition.
Eat me & get a healthy heart, Bring down cholesterol & fat!

I am 90% water & light,
& can climb up with delight.
Eat me & be wise,
as solid, liquid or otherwise!...

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SHE DIDN’T KNOW

Mum cooked me a hearty breakfast, with bacon fried in lard.
She said I ought to grease my chest, 
For winter mornings could be hard.
Cholesterol wasn’t invented till nineteen eighty seven
So she didn’t know she was hastening 
My entry into heaven

7th June 2021
Bite Size Poem No 5 contest
Sponsor - Line Gauthier...

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View that cholesterol wad
Sizzling cheeseburger
Hold the veggies, add ketchup
Tape burger to thighs
Hungry heart pulsates
Thump, thump, thump
Stop!
 
 
April 28, 2011
*Entry for Gwendolen’s Fast Food Epulaeryu contest
 PS -- Some are misunderstanding.  The "Stop" is the sound of the heart stopping when cholesterol clogs the arteries....

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Egg, Nuts and Rock & Roll

Chicken eggs are not handy when it comes to cholesterol, 
Dieting is a waste of contributing, to satisfy his monster balls.
How many nuts can I crack in the palm of my hands?
Holding them one by one, until someone understands. 
Rock & Roll is good for my heart disease.
Holding off on eggs and nuts is such a tease!

6-16-12
show me the funny...

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You ought to thank your stars,
you have the fortune
of having only to pay a fortune
to lose weight,
just so your waistline
and cholesterol and gluttony
you will be able to temporarily
beat.

Somewhere, many more
are not as lucky as you are;
though they don't have
bulging fats to defeat,
they're so ill-starred
as to have the misfortune
of simply having nothing
to eat!...

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Give me creamy custard cakes,
cholesterol in all my veins.
Make me pastry puffs with filling,
icing oozing, splashing, spilling!
Nothing healthy, light or half,
nothing diet, don't hold back!
Tasty, succulent and full,
make me swoon and eyeballs roll.
I can take a stomache ache,
the consequences are ok.
'Cause I just ran 3 miles today..

so give me treats and get out of the way!...

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A candid confession from you,
when your identity started protruding
from innocent rage.

You were accepting defeat
without a fight.

The lips tell the grief of human failure,
your prudence propped up
by Prozac.

A beautiful collection of anxieties
adorned on the shelf of life.

A cruise in veins
to dispel the high cholesterol
dewy-eyed mirror
and ambulating pain.


SATISH VERMA...

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Thank you for tender flesh so sweet
Uniquely known for your dark meat
Risen to fame as a rare treat
Known as sticks that are fun to eat 
Each person asks for a repeat
Year after year, you face defeat

Lovingly fried in hot peanut oil
Eaten quickly before you spoil
Gobs of grease on aluminum foil 
Save us from high cholesterol....

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Open Wide

By Elton Camp

What’s about a monsterburger to praise
Has enough calories for multiple days

Its cholesterol one’s arteries will close
Sodium to raise blood pressure I suppose

It is absolutely filled with saturated fat
There’s sure nothing good about that

And another problem--try as you might
You can’t open wide enough for a bite

With bacon and beef in combination
Two animals died for this abomination...

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Happy Sad Day to me.
Who cares about the high cholesterol,
I will immediately gulp this Brownie candy.
Let the triglycerides increase,
only chocolate can set me free
because it's a Happy Sad Day for me.
I'm letting the sadness increase
so that I can swallow more chocolate pastry.
Happy Sad Day to me.
Now friends don't ask me the reason.
Can't answer as I am busy eating Brownie candy.
Happy Sad Day to me.
Happy Sad Day to me....

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“Food soothes the soul but widens the waist”

A connoisseur of fine dining and fast fry I cannot deny,
All memorable occasions seem to revolve around food,
Tables filled with tender meat, vegetables and homemade pie,
The succulent tastes melt in my mouth and raise my mood,
But my cholesterol and waistline are absolutely screwed!

Written by Lee Ramage
September 9, 2011
For Contest “6 Lines of Poetry, Please”
won 6th place...

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So much sin created
from the tips of my hand
worried lot of people
Laughing off this foolish gent
Youth of the soul that was former
Joy and love around every little corner
It is no longer quite
Ripped from this essence
by cruelty in spite
My own ego
Fallen from grace
Someone -ucked me
with a spit upon this face
Dancing legs of blood
Parading from my vain
I was did in by cholesterol
And the sinner Saints
Delighting at the pain...

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