A Gluttons Prayer

For jimmy so loved bacon,
That he gave his only begotten cholesterol count,
That whosoever believeth they shall take his bacon,
Shall perish and enter the afterlife!
Amen

*for the "Show me the Funny" contest!*
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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