Open Wide
Open Wide
By Elton Camp
What’s about a monsterburger to praise
Has enough calories for multiple days
Its cholesterol one’s arteries will close
Sodium to raise blood pressure I suppose
It is absolutely filled with saturated fat
There’s sure nothing good about that
And another problem--try as you might
You can’t open wide enough for a bite
With bacon and beef in combination
Two animals died for this abomination
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