Short Caboose Poems

All conversations should have a caboose.

8/18/2016...

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The moose ran amuck
While the caboose led the search
Still the moose is loose...

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One of the
most welcome
sights in
the whole world
is that
quaint 
red 
caboose...

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Cup O' Joe
Steamin' Ochre Juice,
Drinkin' Sets All Neurons Loose,
Thinkin' Hauls the Caboose....

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my locomotive
pulls you with

you at the end
a red caboose

steamingly
blowing my

whistle...

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Mother Goose met Dr. Zeuss
  They circled each other for a while
Mrs. Goose lunged for his caboose
  He tickled her wit, then smiled...

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reduce

caboose





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8/18/14   For Andrea's Contest: "Let's Keep Footling Around"...

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A man tried to hop on the caboose
But his pants came a loose
He felt to the ground
Made a very loud sound
He looked like a sick mother goose...

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I once had a dancing goose
Who was fancy free and footloose
He liked creative dance
Skip, hop, twirl and prance
And proudly shaked his caboose...

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So many chickies walking on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to jump aboard their caboose...

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Led-Foot Grannie

Led-foot Grannie she's on the loose
was going fast she hit a goose
cop couldn't keep up
he ran over pup
Gran was driving fast like caboose.




Nov. 14,2015
Theresa...

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There was a virile freight train from South Bend
A sexy caboose he dared to befriend --
   He said, "You're my dream"
   And let out some steam --
Then poured all his hot coals in her south end...

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So many chickees walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to jump aboard their caboose...

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So many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to jump aboard their caboose...

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So many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to jump aboard their caboose...

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Mythical beast capture
Sideways stalking 
Credible clock crunching 

Carnival loose 
Fully loaded trend caboose
All free mischief's 3

Catalogued in army slog
Making paper 
Like benedict wrote the pope...

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My teeth are all getting loose
and there's a pillow under my caboose.
It's summertime and yet I'm feeling a chill.
Congratulations, You Are Officially There.
You're old and over the hill Kidster Bill....

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LEAVING THE PASSENGERS BEHIND

chartreuse
                  caboose 
footloose 
                  vamoose

The overworked     chartreuse caboose     spun,
ran off the track    footloose     vamoose     done.

1/18/2018...

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There's so many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to fondle and paddle their caboose


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Santa got fired for drinking some booze
On his ten minute break he took a snooze
He curled on couch for a nap.
But time went by in a snap
Awoke to the booze soaking his caboose


Note: Written for Carolyn's "Commercialized Humor" Contest...

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double midterm 

a sinner complex
you hear train whistles 
say to yourself 
he’s nervous 
cat corked up
in my window 
a caboose in my house 
boose if you need it
double voyage  duplex 
many moons ago bad luck
whole bunch of holloween years 
to boot...

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My neck is loose.
I can shake her about.
Here is my caboose.
She is traveling out.

My tongue is hidden.
Well inside my face,
My overall health
A giant disgrace

My waist is spreading
My arms not so thin
I am in great shape
For the condition I am in...

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Surge to Peter claim to Paul...

solace at their greeting of the door,
search beside the moon lit chore
features onto falling creatures,
Timber locks.

A household that means a lot
carry yourself over the bridge
let loose in my caboose,
a balance to decide......

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Your covfefe is toxic and vexing.
Your covfefe is vulgar and rude.
Your covfefe lacks human compassion.
Your covfefe prefers to exclude.
Your covfefe is harsh and demeaning.
Your covfefe inspires abuse.
Your covfefe is monstrous and nasty.
Your covfefe can kiss my caboose....

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There was a fellow named Bruce
Who  always had an excuse
When his wife caught him cheating
She gave him a beating
And threw him out on his caboose

So he went to his mistress
in desperation and distress
But he got under her skin
as his excuses grew thin
So she threw him out, she wasn't impressed...

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