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Santa Got Fired

Santa got fired for drinking some booze On his ten minute break he took a snooze He curled on couch for a nap. But time went by in a snap Awoke to the booze soaking his caboose Note: Written for Carolyn's "Commercialized Humor" Contest

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James Fraser

Date: 11/29/2010 1:58:00 PM

Many congratulations on your win Jimmy, in Carolyn's fine contest >> James

Audrey Haick

Date: 11/29/2010 12:36:00 PM

Congratulations on your win in Carolyn's Contest, JAM! Hilarious! Love, audrey

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 11/29/2010 5:42:00 AM

Congratulations Jimmy on your win in the "Commercialized Holiday Humor" contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire. Love, Carol

Iolanda Scripca

Date: 11/29/2010 5:27:00 AM

Hahaha! Your Santa should get together with my Repo Santa and...party!!! :) Congratulations for a well deserved win. All the best, iolanda

Joyce Johnson

Date: 11/28/2010 10:15:00 PM

Well even Santa has to sleep sometime. congratulations Jimmy. Love, Joyce

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 11/28/2010 5:08:00 PM

congrats to you Jimmy. Santa got fired for being fired up

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/28/2010 4:58:00 PM

sure liked this one and congrats on the win, Jimmy. Luv, Andrea

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 11/28/2010 2:27:00 PM

Congratulations on this win for excellent entry to the contest, Jimmy

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/28/2010 1:02:00 PM

Congratulations on your win..Sara

John Freeman

Date: 11/28/2010 12:09:00 PM

Quite a witty Limerick Jimmy. Lol. "Congratulations" on your worthy poem's recognition. Agape, Moses

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/28/2010 7:29:00 AM

LOL That's what Santa gets for boozing and snoozing on the job, Jimmy. Very good poem! Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/19/2010 11:58:00 PM

haha. reminds me a bit of the movie Bad Santa. HIlarious show! Good luck in the contest, Jimmy.

Francine Roberts

Date: 11/19/2010 4:49:00 PM

cute limerick Jimmy , good luck in the contest

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 11/19/2010 1:20:00 PM

Very sarcastic , witty and humorous write on the Christmas commerce, Jimmy

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/19/2010 1:16:00 PM

:) Thanks for supporting the contet, Jimmy! Love and blessings, Carolyn

Audrey Haick

Date: 11/19/2010 12:25:00 PM

LOL! Love the Limerick Jam! About Santa getting drunk.. Yeah, they actually hire Santas who get drunk on the job! Good luck in Carolyn's "Commercialized Humor" Contest! Great job! Love, Audrey