Jimmy Anderson Poet Limerick

Santa Got Fired

Santa got fired for drinking some booze
On his ten minute break he took a snooze
He curled on couch for a nap.
But time went by in a snap
Awoke to the booze soaking his caboose


Note: Written for Carolyn's "Commercialized Humor" Contest

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James Fraser November 29, 2010 at 1:58 PM Many congratulations on your win Jimmy, in Carolyn's fine contest >> James

Audrey Haick November 29, 2010 at 12:36 PM Congratulations on your win in Carolyn's Contest, JAM! Hilarious! Love, audrey

Carol Sunshine Brown November 29, 2010 at 5:42 AM Congratulations Jimmy on your win in the "Commercialized Holiday Humor" contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire. Love, Carol

Iolanda Scripca November 29, 2010 at 5:27 AM Hahaha! Your Santa should get together with my Repo Santa and...party!!! :) Congratulations for a well deserved win. All the best, iolanda

Joyce Johnson November 28, 2010 at 10:15 PM Well even Santa has to sleep sometime. congratulations Jimmy. Love, Joyce

Robert A. Dufresne November 28, 2010 at 5:08 PM congrats to you Jimmy. Santa got fired for being fired up

Andrea Dietrich November 28, 2010 at 4:58 PM sure liked this one and congrats on the win, Jimmy. Luv, Andrea

Dr.Ram Mehta November 28, 2010 at 2:27 PM Congratulations on this win for excellent entry to the contest, Jimmy

Sara Kendrick November 28, 2010 at 1:02 PM Congratulations on your win..Sara

John Freeman November 28, 2010 at 12:09 PM Quite a witty Limerick Jimmy. Lol. "Congratulations" on your worthy poem's recognition. Agape, Moses

Carolyn Devonshire November 28, 2010 at 7:29 AM LOL That's what Santa gets for boozing and snoozing on the job, Jimmy. Very good poem! Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Andrea Dietrich November 19, 2010 at 11:58 PM haha. reminds me a bit of the movie Bad Santa. HIlarious show! Good luck in the contest, Jimmy.

Francine Roberts November 19, 2010 at 4:49 PM cute limerick Jimmy , good luck in the contest

Dr.Ram Mehta November 19, 2010 at 1:20 PM Very sarcastic , witty and humorous write on the Christmas commerce, Jimmy

Carolyn Devonshire November 19, 2010 at 1:16 PM :) Thanks for supporting the contet, Jimmy! Love and blessings, Carolyn

Audrey Haick November 19, 2010 at 12:25 PM LOL! Love the Limerick Jam! About Santa getting drunk.. Yeah, they actually hire Santas who get drunk on the job! Good luck in Carolyn's "Commercialized Humor" Contest! Great job! Love, Audrey