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Excuse Bruce

There was a fellow named Bruce Who always had an excuse When his wife caught him cheating She gave him a beating And threw him out on his caboose So he went to his mistress in desperation and distress But he got under her skin as his excuses grew thin So she threw him out, she wasn't impressed

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Skat A

Date: 1/12/2013 12:02:00 PM

Joseph, nice~SKAT

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 1/11/2013 3:18:00 PM

Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

Joseph May
Date: 1/11/2013 6:35:00 PM

thanks Debbie

Seren Roberts

Date: 1/10/2013 10:59:00 PM

Lol. Congrats Joyce .......Seren

Joseph May
Date: 1/11/2013 8:01:00 AM

lol......This happened to me before Seren....If you go to "outboxes " you can edit .....thank you

Seren Roberts
Date: 1/10/2013 11:01:00 PM

Oops saw Joyce started writing Joseph and I dont know what happened , well thats my excuse. Sorry Joseph

Joyce Johnson

Date: 1/10/2013 8:27:00 PM

Congratulations. Love, Joyce

Joseph May
Date: 1/11/2013 7:59:00 AM

thanks Joyce

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/10/2013 5:53:00 PM

Joseph, nice to see you on Susan's winning list... always~ PD

Joseph May
Date: 1/10/2013 6:30:00 PM

thank you PD....always nice to see you

Reggae Magnet

Date: 1/6/2013 6:20:00 PM

can't beat that Joseph, he must have dived for cover or uder the cover.lol Read with a smile.

Joseph May
Date: 1/11/2013 7:58:00 AM

thanks Rob

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/6/2013 3:36:00 PM

joseph , about that movie , Perfect Sense, it was showing either on Sundance or IFC, one of those international type movie channels. Do you get those? Also, it was several months ago and I'd been saving it a long time on my DVR. if you get Netflix or something, it would be neat if you could see it.

Joseph May
Date: 1/11/2013 7:57:00 AM

no I dont get those Andrea....thanks