Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Dirty Old Man

There's so many chickies walking round on the loose
I dribble and drool like a silly old goose
The older I become
The more luscious their bums
Sure would like to fondle and paddle their caboose


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Tim Smith October 18, 2015 at 5:27 PM Out looking at girls Jack lost his cool...dribbled and drooled and looked like a fool....his mouth couldn't speak...his pants sprung a leak...and let's not forget that he got kicked by a mule Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 8:52 PM Love the girlies!!!!!

Michael Tor October 18, 2015 at 4:05 PM Jack was laying in bed, His wife sadly said. I have a headache tonight, Will that be all right? Jack turned to her, and said that really hurts. He said take a tylenol you will be ok, She did, and five minutes later, Jack was on his way. Gmorning Jack. Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 8:51 PM Tylenol the wonder drug plus the little blue pill!!! LOL

Viv Wigley October 18, 2015 at 1:31 PM Looks like someone needs baseball mitts for Christmas.... nice Lim, you oldish tiger, you.... Regards, Viv Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 1:49 PM Oldish tiger... old tiger! Still alive and kicking!!! LOL Cheers, Jack!

Carol Eastman October 18, 2015 at 11:11 AM Oh no! Jacks back at it again... Just go to a Nursing home... and the Drooling will end... But be careful they don't snag YOUR rear end... Or you'll be stuck there my friend! Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 11:20 AM "nursing home"!!!! I shudder when I hear those two words!!! Sure not ready YET!!! xxx

Theresa Cw October 18, 2015 at 8:49 AM This one really gave me the giggles this fine October morn. Your always such a frisky young lad!! Love ya big huggaroooo's Theresa Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 9:09 AM "frisky"!!! YUP! That's me... we never lose the ability to gape and drool! LOL Go young chickies, go!!! Love to you sweet Theresa xoxox